How do I dance in nightclubs.

[Warlight]

Here's how I dance, totally reccomend it,

[ecksit1]

stop searching for tactics over the internet be yourself, "feel" the music as some might say, it will work a billion times better than any internet "dancing tactic"

[Doylez]

Here is how I do it, it'll take you years of practice though.

[Lovestar]

People ask the weirdest shit on this site.

I know! Isn't it awesome? =)

[Marcadius]

If you live in Europe:
1-drink enough to get tipsy
2-get on the floor
3-let Urself go crazy
4-everyone will be doing their own thing and won't care, but I'll have fun regardless


If you live in USA:
1-plant your feet firmly on the ground(or put ur back to a wall)
2-have the girl put her back against you
3- pelvic thrust LIKE no Tomorrow!!
4-70% of the time this will result in makeout and/or sex

Enjoy

[Dunee]

smudging love this thread, so many awesome vid clips xD

[Willelm]

Here is how I do it, it'll take you years of practice though.

My husband dances like this. I do not recommend it... all it says is, "I'm only here for the tang." Okay for some girls but not most since girls go to clubs to DANCE! :P I'd rather see fist pumps to be totally honest.

[Anaeska]

Here's how I dance, totally reccomend it,

Wow I just ROFLMFAO for this. But in all honesty I couldn't have done that.

[Sathanis]

Freaking youtube dicks. You'll have to clicky to watch this one.

[Deleted]

All these suggestions but not a single one with Techno Viking? I'm really disappointed in you guys.

[Bassnectar]

Do the worm!

[Nurvus]

Pay close attention to what I am about to tell you.

If you doubt yourself, they will sniff it miles away.
If you don't like yourself, others will probably end up not liking you either, maybe just pitying you.

Get a grip, stop thinking you're not up to it and do it.

[Landolph]

Here's how I dance, totally reccomend it,

This dance kicks ass!

AND
2 TV's! gHahahHAhha

[Mustakrakish]

Yeah, the first bit of advice does sound like the hoky poky, and the 2nd advice sounds like something a woman would do. The best advice I can give, also coming from 3 sisters who I have asked how to attract the female species when I go out, is if you can't dance, then DON'T, just make yourself look like you're having a good time, don't stand too still though, just rhythmically move your body to the music, without it being too obvious. If you can dance, then by all means, do it. If you're not dancing to attract females (seriously, wtf are you trying to dance for then?) then just get absolutely smashed, run onto the dancefloor and do the craziest shit you have ever done.

[beanburrito]

All the bitches love a man with pure SWAG. If you want to have SWAG you need to copy this guy.

[Bikni]

[apepi]

http://theuglydance.com/
Try any of these and you are likely to look good at dancing!

[Gantzie]

You will be a god.

OR....

You can be an INDUSTRIAL GOD. (start at 1:10, or listen to the whole song if you wish) LAWLPONG

[Baroclinic]

Order a beer, drink, order a shot, drink, repeat as necessary. As soon as you realize you can dance, get out there and dance.

[Belloc]

If you have to ask, nightclubs probably aren't for you.

They sure as hell aren't for me.