Lol, I used a square paper weight made of glass
Lol, I used a square paper weight made of glass
Red rubber ball, maybe if it was big enough or was shot with enough power it could save the mankind from Impending Dooooooom!
Fuck you asteroid, you incinerated my guitar pick
My penis got shot at the asteroid
-Greg “Ghostcrawler” Street is the Lead Systems Designer for World of Warcraft and once killed a dinosaur with a spreadsheet.
My mighty sword cut through the ice, no problem!
I bubble!!!
A voodoo doll was shot, I don't think it'll help!
Once again, my fiancee's panties have failed us all. Well, failed all of you at least. I, at least, died very happy.
Authenticator not only saves accounts, it saves the world!
I shot a turkey sandwich. Now I'm doomed AND don't have a turkey sandwich. This sucks.
I thought of a knife.
Ladies and gentlemen, Justin Bieber just saved us all.
Well, if a moose the size of alaska wont stop the meteor, nothing will.
Star Wars was on, so I was thinking about lightsabers. Being a nerd just saved the world, but I guess I was already a rail gun scientist.
"I feel bad for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day." - Frank Sinatra
I shot a half-full carton of ice cold milk... I really wish I could've enjoyed my ice cold milk before the world ends in fiery doom.
I died taking a nap with my soft, comfy pillow instead.
GO GO KIM JUNG IL AND KIM JUNG UN!!!
I knew they'd save the world some day!
-Captain Planet