Now, since you're a brat, that spends your time trying to be the cool person, i'll go down on each one of your points.
It's a picture from 2008 the one i posted, just so you know. 3 years from now. And, are you for real? Do you want to take picture of myself without clothes so you can see i have a scar on my chest?
When i said my BF i refered to as best friend. Also, just because you need to know so much about myself, because your life must be that boring, i've dated both men and women, but i do prefer women.
Also, i said wife because when i type, i forget that things are not the same. Will give you an example that is more apparent: In Brazilian portuguese you can say ''minha mulher'' which in english can both be my wife or my woman. In German it's somewhat alike for some cases. Also, i don't see the problem with saying girlfriend.
And here is something specially for you, Lohe:
OF COURSE i'm faking it.
See? i dyed my hair to brown instead of keeping the original blonde... i'm obviously faking... also, of coure i'm faking, i have a picture of 2008. I mean who does that? who keeps old pictures of themselves.
There. I can be happily infracted now