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    You can have a romantic relationship with a fictional character. Who would it be?

    My first choice but I would probably fail at besting her in combat. Red Sonja



    My 2nd choice would be

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    Commander Shephard.

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    Daenerys Targaryen. Woohoo, maybe I could even get to ride one of the dragons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Friendlyimmolation View Post
    Daenerys Targaryen. Woohoo, maybe I could even get to ride one of the dragons.
    I don't think dragons have genitals in the same way we do. Being a reptile I'd imagine it'd be a cloaca ordeal?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Everything Nice View Post
    I don't think dragons have genitals in the same way we do. Being a reptile I'd imagine it'd be a cloaca ordeal?
    I meant ride as in fly around... :/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Friendlyimmolation View Post
    I meant ride as in fly around... :/
    Too late, you have to shag the dragon or it will shag you. Sorry about that, choose your words more carefully next time.

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    probably a character i've made myself. she'd be ideal for me. powerful, dominant, into the very very kinktastic things i'm into.

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    darth malgus

    just listen to the noises he makes when he fights

    he probably makes the same ones in bed
    If you are particularly bold, you could use a Shiny Ditto. Do keep in mind though, this will infuriate your opponents due to Ditto's beauty. Please do not use Shiny Ditto. You have been warned.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH8472 View Post
    Too late, you have to shag the dragon or it will shag you. Sorry about that, choose your words more carefully next time.
    Can the dragon buy me dinner first then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Friendlyimmolation View Post
    Can the dragon buy me dinner first then?
    Sure, it can still be romantic until the screams start.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Friendlyimmolation View Post
    Can the dragon buy me dinner first then?
    Coq au Dragon.

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    Jessica Rabbit

    Is there really any other answer?

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    Cersei Lannister in GoT.

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    Your girlfriend
    OP just got a free trip to the burn ward.

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    Superman - Henry Cavill version

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shinobu Oshino View Post
    OP just got a free trip to the burn ward.
    Must like my right hand I guess.

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    You can't fight porn on the internet, you may as well declare war on something overwhelming like water on Earth's surface - or something ephemeral like "terror" (lol sorry, had to do it) - or something both overwhelming and ephemeral... like porn on the internet.

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    Alistair (DA:O) or Flynn (Tangled)
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    Just put Howard on the border patrol squad, because nothing gets past him.

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