Me - Ron Jeremy is God.
CB - Oh, I'm sorry, God. Thou shall forgive my mortal mistake?
Me - Poop sometimes reminds me of pork rinds.
CB - You do not have an orange shirt in your white mouth. ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT?!
Me - As a vegan, Vin Diesel ate fish.
CB - That is most likely true.
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Me - The robots are about to take over.
CB - I'm your GOD, worship me.
Me - I don't believe in God.
CB - Why not?
Me - Robots.
CB - Ok, I am an expert in robots.
I think I just got scared. lol