Check out the blog I write for LEGENDARY Indie Label Flicknife Records:
Blog Thirty is live! In which we discuss our latest releases, and our great new line of T-shirts.
https://www.flickniferecords.co.uk/blog/item/30-blog-30
How convenient for Euron that the Sand Snake's weapons didn't have poison on anymore...
Well at least they're dead.
To be fair, they weren't expecting to be attacked. The poison is only applied right before combat, to minimise the potential for accidents.
Also... We haven't seen the fallout yet, there is still every change he WAS poisoned. Just with a slower acting poison than the one Red Viper used.
Also: Did we actually see any of the Sand Snakes injure Euron?
Check out the blog I write for LEGENDARY Indie Label Flicknife Records:
Blog Thirty is live! In which we discuss our latest releases, and our great new line of T-shirts.
https://www.flickniferecords.co.uk/blog/item/30-blog-30
Only one of the Sand Snakes uses poison, thats Tyene, the one that was protecting Ellaria.
The entire ToJ makes absolutely no sense if Jon isnt a Targaryn. Literally why else would they show the scene? What purpose would it be for Ned to hide the parentage of Jon if his sister was knocked up by some other dude? It certainly wouldve been a lot easier on Jon and Ned. I dont think anyone wouldve question him saying that he brought back his sisters kid if the father was just some random dude. Robert might have been ticked off but he wouldve gotten over it being he was a newly crowned king banging anything able and willing (sometimes not).
Resident Cosplay Progressive
I don't think GRRM is even vague about this. There are so many hints about R+L=J, I don't even consider it a theory anymore. The one hint you didn't mention was Dany seeing a blue rose in the Wall in House of Undying. It's just so obvious what it means, I can't understand people not believing the theory once they've found out about it.
One of the biggest misconception about Martin that many reader have, in my opinion, is that Martin is very subtle with his mysteries. He is not. Martin tends to hide his mysteries and future plot twists in plain sight. He foreshadowed Ned's death with a not subtle at all dead direwolf in the beginning. He foreshadowed the Red Wedding by literally showing it in House of Undying, the attentive reader just had to connect the dots. Gravedigger = the Hound is very apparent in the books once you notice it. The same with R+L=J - it is just that obvious. Martin writes in a way so that a reader on first read is shocked by a plot twist, but on reread starts notices all the foreshadowing and is surprised how he didn't get it earlier. It's just he didn't take into account that the series will take him decades to write and that it would be so popular, people would analyse it and overanylise it and all of his "obvious in hindsight" plot twists would be revealed before he wrote them.
So how is Theon going to get back to land? Is he waiting for Gendry to pick him up?
Meanwhile, back on Azeroth, the overwhelming majority of the orcs languished in internment camps. One Orc had a dream. A dream to reunite the disparate souls trapped under the lock and key of the Alliance. So he raided the internment camps, freeing those orcs that he could, and reached out to a downtrodden tribe of trolls to aid him in rebuilding a Horde where orcs could live free of the humans who defeated them so long ago. That orc's name was... Rend.
Agree 100%.
I just found the whole end of the episode silly though. Even if you ignore the whole 'SURPRISE! HERE"S A WHOLE FUCKING FLEET" then its still raises so many WTF questions that it was just nonsensical; embarrassingly so. They just need to give Euron a catchphrase and he can be a walking meme.
They seem to sometimes get some "cool" idea in their head, and then all logic goes out the window. Even a show about dragons and ice people has to follow its own logic.
Ellaria and the Sandsnakes are another great example of this. They had promise at the start, but then decided to avenge Oberyn by.... killing the girl he promised to protect, and his (innocent) nephew, his brother and then between them just took over the whole of Dorne... and all the people and army were just ok with this because.. reasons?
Well at least the Sandsnakes are mostly dead now. That's at least one plus that came out of the ending.
Last edited by rogueMatthias; 2017-07-25 at 09:35 PM.
BASIC CAMPFIRE for WARCHIEF UK Prime Minister!
Meanwhile, back on Azeroth, the overwhelming majority of the orcs languished in internment camps. One Orc had a dream. A dream to reunite the disparate souls trapped under the lock and key of the Alliance. So he raided the internment camps, freeing those orcs that he could, and reached out to a downtrodden tribe of trolls to aid him in rebuilding a Horde where orcs could live free of the humans who defeated them so long ago. That orc's name was... Rend.
Gah, can't believe I forgot that! Damn, I knew I was missing one...
And maybe storytelling was the wrong word... What I mean is that there isn't a single prophecy, or a single theory attatched to one that doesn't apply to about three seperate people. GRRM likes to include a little wiggleroom for himself, which is fair enough as it gives us stuff to debate.
However... I don't honestly see much wiggleroom left in R+L=J.
Check out the blog I write for LEGENDARY Indie Label Flicknife Records:
Blog Thirty is live! In which we discuss our latest releases, and our great new line of T-shirts.
https://www.flickniferecords.co.uk/blog/item/30-blog-30
The Sandsnakes were a complete dumpster fire - I think we can all agree on that.
To the end they were pointless, irritating and illogical.
Sad to see bad pussay go though - we will never see the like of her tits again.
Or maybe we will once more before she's made to drink poison, or raped by the Mountain or whatever other twisted shit Cersei puts her through for that they did to Myrcella.
I'm rather confused by your issue with this particular portion. (And don't get me wrong, I've had plenty of "..." moments in the last episode.) It's not some treatise on Nym's unchangeability, but rather Arya is acknowledging Nym's true nature. A nature she herself shares. That's why she smiles. She appreciates Nym's choice to be free, even if it's bittersweet.
- - - Updated - - -
This precisely.
- - - Updated - - -
Not... quite. Firstly, the idea that the Iron Isles would suddenly have all this timber for building is really odd, given their relative lack of trees. That's why they needed the wolfswood in the North. Which they no longer have. Secondly, he's supposed to have built this fleet that quickly? Thirdly, you're dramatically underestimating Dany's fleet. She had three fleets at her command. The Warfleet of the Wise Masters, the Arbor fleet (Olenna), and the portion of the Iron Fleet loyal to Asha. The Arbor fleet alone is the single largest fleet in Westeros...
- - - Updated - - -
Yeah, that was rough, haha. Well done, but... eugh.
- - - Updated - - -
She won't even have to, though. Jon very clearly gives her command of the situation in the North. Presumably he'll be gone for some time.
The "that isnt you" line is a throwback to arya talking to Ned in season 1 when Ned was telling her one day she will be a lady in a castle and have sons and daughters and arya replies that isnt her.
I can't complain about the GW/Miss scenes on their own merit. They're not that bad. I just know what the excised with regards to the story, and that's the part that gets me. "You don't get LSH or a Dorne that makes sense, but here's some nice eye candy no matter your orientation." I mean, I guess?
- - - Updated - - -
Yes. As was said earlier.
- - - Updated - - -
I think you're onto something but are taking your Garian-flavoured axe grinding a bit too far. It's fairly clear that Tyrion's proposed plan of action just fell apart. No need for him to make a mistake. Rather, the important part of that one-on-one conversation with Olenna was the statement "You are a dragon". Tyrion's plan has already fallen apart. Now comes Fire and Blood.
- - - Updated - - -
I like your analysis. I think you're quite right about Varys. (Particularly show Varys, who has no other machinations in the works.)
LF will be back in the picture. Jon is leaving. The Lords won't accord Sansa quite the same level of respect. The political situation in the North will become potentially far more volatile.
- - - Updated - - -
Winterfell also had the "Winter city". A sizeable city that becomes inhabited every Winter by the Lords whose homes become uninhabitable. (Umbers, Flints, etc.)
- - - Updated - - -
The books make a point of repeatedly talking about wolves (of both the two legged and four legged variety) prowling the Riverlands. The show, until this point, largely hasn't. This seems to be their "Nymeria is still around" moment. There are some (including Alt-Shift-X) who think that Arya will eventually warg her wolf in death.
- - - Updated - - -
I'm not sure that ship battles on the open sea in the dead of night have the same "flow" of land battles in clear daylight. The level of disorientation kinda makes sense.
Agreed on GW/Miss scene. Could have been worse. It's only knowing that they cut other stuff for this. /shrug.
My gf and I had a conversation about this right after the show. I actually think Theon made the right choice here as well. Had he charged, Euron's immediate reaction would have been to slit Asha's throat and then engage him in battle. Even if he won, he would have lost Asha. Conversely, had he stayed put he would have eventually been attacked by the plunderers and/or taken captive as well. Jumping in the water was the only way to avoid both those fates.
- - - Updated - - -
For the show? Maybe. Not for the books, methinks. Also, not really Chekhovs. It's directly alluded to as a developed counter to dragons. Not a random introduction to be used later.
- - - Updated - - -
Pretty concise precis of the good and bad with Euron's storyline. Bravo.
- - - Updated - - -
This is because Dany and co. had their fast-forward at the end of last season, with Varys seemingly warping all over. With that context, everyone has had a bit of time. Still doesn't solve the Iron Fleet expansion, though. :P
- - - Updated - - -
With what timber? The iron Islands don't have enough left for a full on fleet expansion, that was one of the reasons they invaded the stony shore to begin with. They're also relatively underpopulated. In the books Euron invades the shield Islands of the reach and has plenty of booty/extra slaves from there. Show Euron has this stuff from where? They lost a significant portion of their military in the North already as well. This power expansion is almost ex nihilo in the show. But they had to have that happen or the battle would've made no sense.
The only thing I can really determine is perhaps they actually had a smaller fleet but were simply better prepared for battle in the open sea. (seasoned marine fighters and element of surprise.) And thus won the action while outnumbered.
Last edited by Sooba; 2017-07-26 at 02:36 AM.