Re-release: Wikileaks Diplomatic cable -How lich king actually died!

[ur_hbk]

Location: Ice Crown Citadel
Situation: Lich King at 1% becomes immune to all raid attacks !

Lich King: Fools…Did you really think you could kill me !

*footsteps are heard, and Tirion Fording enters*

Tirion: It’s time you paid for all your sins arthas
Lich King: You and your argent crusade have bothered me for too long tirion, today I shall be done with you .

*Lich King casts a spell and heals to full HP*
*Tirion attacks lick king with ashbringer, lich king parries and hits tirion with frostmourne*
*Ashbringer fall out of tirion’s hands, tirion is wounded*
*lich king moves ahead to kill tirion while the raid is kept busy holding off some adds*

Random Chick Voice: arthas….
Lich king: Jaina…
Jaina: arthas….
Lich king: jaina….
Tirion: I think we all know by now who you two are
Jaina: Oh well, arthas don’t do it….there is still hope….remember who you were…you were a guardian of light…come back to the light
Lich king: arthas died long ago…I am the lich king

*footsteps are heard, and Darion Mograine enters*

Darion: Well said lich, and now you shall pay for your sins
Lich king: traitor ! I shall destroy you

*The raid is still fighting adds*
*lich kings lunges for darion*
*sound of someone porting*
*Rhonin and vereesa windrunner appear*

Rhonin: heroes, we bring grim news
Lich king: shut up rhonin ! ur not even a main character in this expansion, stay out of this.
Rhonin: Not main…are you kidding me..i did the whole algalon quest thingy.
Lich king: well sorry to wake you up, but that was like two patches ago, now GTFO, I need to kill tirion and darion

*footsteps are heard, King varian enters*

Varian: Arthas….Today you will pay for all the blood you have shed. You shall pay for all the homes you have destroyed, for all the families which have lost loved ones. You shall pay for killing the king of lorederan. You shall pay for all your sins today.
Lich king: what are you, king or tax department
Varian: Come dog !

*lich king turns to face varian*
*footsteps are heard, thrall and garrosh appear*

Thrall: The horde are here to destroy you once and for all lich king
Garrosh: Can we wait till he’s done with varian please
Thrall: No, that activates hard mode, it’s pretty hard.
Varian: I shall deal with you horde scum once I am done with this false king
Jaina: Arthas, my love…come back, it does’nt have to be this way
Thrall: jaina….I thought…..no, this can’t be…
Garrosh: A true warchief would never fall for a human

*footsteps are heard (again), sylvannas enters*

Sylvannas: I have come to avenge the forsaken
Darion: Umm, I don’t think so, I have to avenge the dk’s first and besides I got here first
Vereesa: Sylvannas..is that you.
Sylvannas: Vereesa…

*Vereesa in battle stance*

Varian: This is getting confusing, there’s too many people here I want to kill now.
Rhonin: NO HEROES STOP ! YOU MUST LISTEN
Lich King: Seriously rhonin, why are you still here !
Vereesa: Sylvanaas, you will pay for all the lives you and your people took at the wrathgate.
Varian: Yeah, Tirion and darion, hold of the lich king while I deal with this horde scum !
Tirion: Umm dude…can’t u see me lying on my arse…how do u expect me to hold him off??…just out of interest? !

*Garrosh moves by sylvaanas*

Garrosh: come alliance pig !
Jaina: Stop…Thrall make this stop please….
Thrall: I can’t jaina…I have been betrayed….I can’t believe you could do something like that
Jaina: Look Thrall, I told you it was an accident and I was too drunk that night.
Lich King: OMG you two made out?
Jaina: But arthas, it was an accident…my heart belongs to you

*An earthquake shakes the whole place*

Lich King: WTH, is the server going down or something
Rhonin: THIS IS WHAT I CAME TO SAY, DEATHWING HAS AWAKEN

*Complete silence, everyone looks shocked*
*Raid is still fighting adds*

Lich King: And you could’nt tell us that in the beginning ! I mean you’ve been here for like 20 mins now
Rhonin: everyone needs to report to dalaran immediately
Tirion: No way dude, my latency goes to like 1200 in that place
Lich King: Oh I had almost forgotten you were here tirion…now I will finish you

*Lich king moves towards tirion*
* Dorian…attacks lich king*
*varian charges garrosh*
*sylvaanas and vereesa start fighting*
*total chaos erupts*

Jaina: Rhonnin Do that bubble thingy you did in ulduar trailor and separate them
Rhonnin: Ok, let me drink up !
Jaina: Ok Seriously dude, why are you here.
Lich King: I have been saying that from the beginning

*Dorian unarms lich king while he’s distracted by rhonin and tirion picks up the ashbringer and smashes it into the frostmourne-Frostmourne and ashbringer both shatter, the impact of the crash injures tirion too*
*All heroes stop fighting, distracted by the impact*

Lich King: Noooooo
Everyone else: Yessssss
Rhonin: LISTEN TO ME HEROES
Lich King: Ok last Time rhonin, this is my citadel…..do u see any purple or pink colors around , NO…that means this is not ur city…GTFO
Lich King: OMG, I don’t feel too good
Tirion: You life was bound to the blade arthas…now it is time for you to rest
Lich King: Well, I better email nez’rul that I am chucking a sickie tomorrow then.
Tirion: No I mean ur gonna die
Lich King: Oh…ok
Tirion: As am I
Jaina: This is a sad day..

*Sad music*

Rhonin: Indeed we have lost much this day
Lich King: Shut up Rhonin….ur….not…..even…a…..main…..

*Lich King Dies*

Tirion: May the light be with you

*Tirion Dies*
*Adds stop coming, raid rushes to see what’s going on*
*Rhonnin makes a port and everyone ports to dalaran*


Link to next cable: Garrosh becomes warchief!
http://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/904902-Wikileaks-diplomatic-cable-leaked-on-how-Garrosh-became-warchief-!?p=11464524#post11464524

Coming Soon:
How Thrall and Jaina split up.
How did Craine really die
What is in goblin bank accounts
Which Azeroth race is supporting Al Qaeda
And more.....

[rockerguitar]

hahaha very funny...

[Phenomina]

made me smile