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  1. 2011-05-30, 07:52 AM #21
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    There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
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  2. 2011-05-30, 07:53 AM #22
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    Chuck Norris WAS prepared
    "Isn't sanity really just a one-trick pony anyway? I mean all you get is one trick, rational thinking, but when you're good and crazy, oooh, oooh, oooh, the sky is the limit." - The Tick

    And yes, it is an exploding beer.

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  3. 2011-05-30, 07:55 AM #23
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    Scientists have discovered that the energy created by the Big Bang was equal to ONE Chuck Norris roundhouse kick.

    When Chuck Norris commits armed robbery, he uses other people's arms.

    Chuck Norris once ate a 5 lbs steak in 45 minutes. He spent the first half hour having sex with his waitress.
    CHICKENS GO BOCK BOCK BOCK!!!
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    How much wood could chuck chuck if chuck could chuck wood? (It's a rhetorical question)
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  5. 2011-05-30, 08:23 PM #25
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    This might be kind of rough for the smallest, but anyway.
    Chuck Norris once had sex with a prostitute in a back of a truck. A bit of Norris' semen fell onto the seat. The truck is nowadays known as Optimus Prime.
    When boogieman goes to sleep at night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
    Chuck Norris is able to divide by Zero.

    Also, Chuck Norris once went to the Virgin Islands. Now they are only called "The Islands".
    ROFL. Epic, nice.
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  6. 2011-05-30, 08:42 PM #26
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    Chuck Norris does not teabag the ladies...he potato sacks them.

    ChuckNorris does not sleep. He waits.
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  7. 2011-05-30, 08:45 PM #27
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    If chuck norris falls into water, he isn't wet the water is chuck norrised
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  8. 2011-05-30, 09:38 PM #28
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    Chuck Norris pees Colt99.
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