Poll: Who would win in a fight?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackroo View Post
    He didnt die.
    Oh, he died alright. How else would you explain what happened to him?
    Permanent knockout?

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    Quote Originally Posted by saberon View Post
    Liam Neeson. Because he has a set of skills.
    No he has a very particular set of skills!
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    Start of this song: Top guy is Lee Neeson, bottom guy Chuck


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    Let's see here... Neeson can fake his death easily, and also trick Chuck out of his mind, then stab him with a lightsaber.

    Chuck has to pray that he can still get up after falling over after he throws a roundhouse.

    I am giving this fight to Liam Neeson!
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    Liam Neeson is supersexy.

  6. #46
    Quote Originally Posted by Mokina View Post
    Who would win in a fight?

    Liam Neeson is Zeus God of the sky (soon to be), Trainer of batman, the farher of the vault 101 wanderer, the best Jedi ever (Qui-Gon-Jin), He was fucking Aslan in the narnia movies, He's a knight of the round table, he's a ninja in taken, the leaser of the A-team and he's been Jesus!

    Chuck Norris is a cowboy.
    No.. no... no.. no.. no... no.. no.. no.. and again no.

    Wrong on all accounts

    Zeus was Zeus, Ra's Al Ghul trained Batman, Qui-Gon was Qui-Gon, and so on.

    The only thing these people have in common is they were portrayed by Liam Neeson in a movie. Liam Neeson didnt do any of those things, he is an actor. He pretended to do them.

    On the other hand, Chuck Norris was a 6 time Karate World Champion. I'm not talking about a character played by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris was a World Champion. He CREATED his own martial arts style.

    But if we want to pretend that they are who they appear as on screen, then Chuck Norris's characters still beat Neeson's. Go to wikipedia, and look at his filmography.

    EDIT: Also worth mentioning, Chuck Norris holds black belts in 6 different martial arts styles
    Last edited by a3grimreaper; 2015-05-19 at 02:33 AM.

  7. #47
    Liam Neeson loses because he has full blown aids.

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    All Chuck has to do is take Neeson's daughter.
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    Chuck Norris is martial arts expert irl.

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    Chuck Norris is cool don't get me wrong but I was never really all that much of a fan of his as much as the internet would lead you to believe. I find Liam Neeson way more interesting and much more of a badass actor, I don't know. Chuck Norris just seems too corny compared to Liam.

    I hope Chuck doesn't somehow find me and beat me up after this... Just in case, sorry Chuck Norris.
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  11. #51
    Quote Originally Posted by Mokina View Post
    He was fucking Aslan in the narnia movies
    Spoiler: Aslan is actually Jesus.

    And Chuck Norris would still kick his ass.

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    are we talking fictional characters or real life? cause chuck norris is a legit martial artist. a multi champion in karate, and also black belt under machado in jiu-jitsu. so.. real life liam neeson would get wrecked.
    Last edited by siafu; 2015-05-22 at 05:06 PM.

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    Liam Neeson, better actor. Pretend to be dead then STRIKE!

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    Liam Neeson !

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    Liam!!!!!!
    You cared enough to post.

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    Liam Neeson is the Chuck Norris of the new generation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by siafu View Post
    are we talking fictional characters or real life? cause chuck norris is a legit martial artist. a multi champion in karate, and also black belt under machado in jiu-jitsu. so.. real life liam neeson would get wrecked.
    He's also old and decrepit.

    chucky would get #shrekt

  18. #58
    I can't actually believe that Chuck Norris is losing this poll.

    Kids these days...*mutters under his breath*

  19. #59
    I'm genuinely surprised that Liam Neeson has almost twice the amount of votes as Chuck Norris, which leads me to conclude that either 1. the vast majority (at least 66% of the voters in this thread!) are too young to remember him, or 2. the vast majority hate Southern Californian cult lore!

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    Quote Originally Posted by icedwarrior View Post
    I can't actually believe that Chuck Norris is losing this poll.

    Kids these days...*mutters under his breath*
    This so much!

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