Start of this song: Top guy is Lee Neeson, bottom guy Chuck
Let's see here... Neeson can fake his death easily, and also trick Chuck out of his mind, then stab him with a lightsaber.
Chuck has to pray that he can still get up after falling over after he throws a roundhouse.
I am giving this fight to Liam Neeson!
VanCleef wants you! Join the Defias Brotherhood and hang out on a yacht all day!
Liam Neeson is supersexy.
No.. no... no.. no.. no... no.. no.. no.. and again no.
Wrong on all accounts
Zeus was Zeus, Ra's Al Ghul trained Batman, Qui-Gon was Qui-Gon, and so on.
The only thing these people have in common is they were portrayed by Liam Neeson in a movie. Liam Neeson didnt do any of those things, he is an actor. He pretended to do them.
On the other hand, Chuck Norris was a 6 time Karate World Champion. I'm not talking about a character played by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris was a World Champion. He CREATED his own martial arts style.
But if we want to pretend that they are who they appear as on screen, then Chuck Norris's characters still beat Neeson's. Go to wikipedia, and look at his filmography.
EDIT: Also worth mentioning, Chuck Norris holds black belts in 6 different martial arts styles
Last edited by a3grimreaper; 2015-05-19 at 02:33 AM.
Liam Neeson loses because he has full blown aids.
All Chuck has to do is take Neeson's daughter.
Time...line? Time isn't made out of lines. It is made out of circles. That is why clocks are round. ~ Caboose
Chuck Norris is martial arts expert irl.
Chuck Norris is cool don't get me wrong but I was never really all that much of a fan of his as much as the internet would lead you to believe. I find Liam Neeson way more interesting and much more of a badass actor, I don't know. Chuck Norris just seems too corny compared to Liam.
I hope Chuck doesn't somehow find me and beat me up after this... Just in case, sorry Chuck Norris.
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- "I got hairy legs that turn blonde in the sun. The kids used to come up and reach in the pool & rub my leg down so it was straight & watch the hair come back up again. So I learned about roaches, I learned about kids jumping on my lap, and I love kids jumping on my lap...” - Pedo Joe
are we talking fictional characters or real life? cause chuck norris is a legit martial artist. a multi champion in karate, and also black belt under machado in jiu-jitsu. so.. real life liam neeson would get wrecked.
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Liam Neeson, better actor. Pretend to be dead then STRIKE!
Liam Neeson !
Liam!!!!!!
You cared enough to post.
Liam Neeson is the Chuck Norris of the new generation.
I'm genuinely surprised that Liam Neeson has almost twice the amount of votes as Chuck Norris, which leads me to conclude that either 1. the vast majority (at least 66% of the voters in this thread!) are too young to remember him, or 2. the vast majority hate Southern Californian cult lore!
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This so much!