So yea, me and my big friend went to the USA for some ufo-nerd roadtripping. We encountered an alien named Paul, who turned out to be super cool. He could turn invisible by holding his breath, and heal wounded/dead people/creatures.
Then we met this super religious christian girl with a bad eye, who got freaked out when she saw the alien. He showed her the truth, and then she started swearing like fuck.
We also got high, then the alien went home.
Story of my life.