If you could change one thing about yourself

[xenaros]

My extreme shyness, manning up and being more outgoing doesn't work for me, just makes me seem more of a twat!

That or hayfever! Stupid antibodies

[Tropos]

I would wanna be black.

I was gonna say i wanna be tall.. But i say same as you

[lordhaxor]

I'd change my brain. Allow my brain to remember even the smallest of details and have a never ending capacity to learn absolutely everything and forget nothing. With the option to manually purge permanently traumatic or alarming thoughts from my brain.

You would go insane by the sheer amount of information flooding your senses. That is actually one of the most outstanding features of the human body to be able to filter all the unuseful information gathered by all your senses.

[DionLight7]

Why should we NOT worry when you say that? Geez man, that's not something to joke about.

Don't know about him but there is nothing about me I like, I'm proud of or care about. I'm pretty much invisible.

[Starsurge]

Going to have to go with laziness, I just don't feel a drive to bother with shit lately.

[Digglett]

Lazyness, anxiety, all that.

[Venant]

Id want to be an immortal god able to will whatever I wanted into existence, like a transcendental being playing dress up as a human.

or

Have a couple of billion dollars / be one of the top 10 richest/influential people on the planet

[Deleted]

I'd want to be funny for other people too, I can't figure how this works and when to make jokes, not very good at this

---------- Post added 2011-06-18 at 08:35 PM ----------

Don't know about him but there is nothing about me I like, I'm proud of or care about. I'm pretty much invisible.

How old are you? Asking this because this is a feeling that at some ages manifests a lot. Also trust me when I say this, things that you might thing are irrelevant about you might be the ones that attract others one day. I say this from experience.

[Raze666]

The fact that I'm alive. Don't be alarmed, I'm not suicidal. But I would change this about me.

Roll undead

[Spikier]

Being a bit less awesome. It's starting to get pathetic for the persons around me.

[Flaks]

If I could change one thing about myself it would be to negate my ability for rational thinking.

I want to have faith without proof
I want to be ignorant to the horrors of the world
I want to believe mankind is more than a virus consuming this planet
I want to be part of the massive wave of ignorance that has washed over the world over the last hundred years.

All of them made me lol but that last one...just...are you stupid?

I'd personally just change my laziness. I think that's as easy as being motivated to lose some chub chub but I NO WANT PUT IN EFFORT!

[Bodom]

I sleep too much and I think the days are too short. I wish I needed less sleep. Sleeping 3 hours a day would be perfect!

[Vane]

I'd like to be more (physically) attractive.

[Deleted]

I'd want to be a bit taller (I'm only 170cm/5.5 feet)

[RenegadeXan]

Speak properly
Not be afraid

[Zaelsino]

That my hair would grow a little faster. I want to experiment with an adequate ponytail but it's not possible quite yet.

[Jenis]

My beard was thicker

[Skelington]

I believe it was HP Lovecraft who said, "Sorrow is the curse of intelligence." Perhaps i would be happier with less.

Or apathy. Less of that may benefit.

[Xathiann]

The ability to get more sleep I'm always restlessIt's pretty horrible

Dear god, this. I have horrible issues with staying asleep for more than an hour. For the past 15 years of my life, I have taken nearly every single sleep med on the market and had my doctor get me through every single solution to sleep problems he ever knew of, specialists, clinics, everything.For the past 15 years, I have not gotten more than 2 hours of sleep solid before waking up for a few minutes then falling back asleep for 1-2 hours and repeating.I haven't felt rested, nor have I felt NOT tired since high school. I'm 32 years old

[fireheart3]

The ability to get more sleep I'm always restless

It's pretty horrible

I really wish i could get more sleep too. Falling asleep at night would be fun.

---------- Post added 2011-06-19 at 02:17 AM ----------

Also i might want to change my hair and make it more curly. XD