If your were a Game Master, how would you RP your entrance?

[lopk]

"Oh, <PLAYER>, I'm terribly sorry about the wait. You see, the gnomes have been a bit rowdy lately due to lack of chairs that fit their bodies and have bit the thumbs off of several Game Masters. One nearly got me, but luckily I was saved by a marauding trogg who craved gnome flesh. I tell you, the last time I was that afraid was when RealID on the forums was about to be implemented! So, what can I help you with?"

"I do hope <PLAYER> that I helped solve your problem. If not, I'd be more than happy to...wait, what's that sound? Oh god, they're back! Run, <PLAYER>, run before they get you! AND BY THE LIGHT! Make some chairs their siz-GAAAAH!"

Meh, thought up on the spot. Sure I could make it a good bit better if I spent some more time on it !

Fun thread, +1

[beanburrito]

You suddenly find yourself surrounded by water. Your skin freezes, you feel darkness enveloping your very soul. There's a movement in the water. You see a shark with a divine mustache and extravagant hat. To your surprise, he has a laser cannon strapped to his back. He opens his mouth and you find he speaks perfect english in a British accent.

"Hai, wats up, dood"

I haven't tapped into my creative juices yet to make one of these, but I just wanted to say I lol'd so hard at this

[grothezk]

...and then your game freezes. Your character lies naked, with all his money stolen and unable to move. But ALAS! before you decide that this is the end of your path a soft voice invades your mind and making you slowly poke your parts. Greetings child, how may I be of service?

[twinkleblur]

A wild GM appears!!! "btw if you do anything but throw out a zubat-crobat and use mean look im gonna use teleport and say ur problem was solved.

[shadowlich]

I would say this:
Shadowlich
Fucking this world up since 1997
*players character has been deleted*
*player has been ip banned*
have have good life

[inboundpaper]

.kill them.