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    If you could do anything to any NPC what would you do?

    Simple question: If you could do anything to any npc in the game, what would it be?

    --- For Me ---

    NPC: Garrosh Hellscream
    What Would i Do? I would do one of two things, A) Stealth in, Garrotte him, poison him and then vanish away and watch him die slowly! B) Flood his mind with shadow and torment until he can stand it no more and is begging for death, which i would then grant him with a single word!
    Why: As Voljin says, he may be Warchief of the horde, but he's no warchief of mine, he's too hot-headed and thinks all problems can be solved with the tip of Gorehowl!

    Your Turn...

    Mod edit: Keep this thread clean and keep the sexual comments to yourselves. Those types of responses will get this thread closed extremely fast.
    Last edited by Elysia; 2011-07-12 at 08:31 PM.

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    I would rez Illidan and turn him back to the way he was in his childhood, before the Burning Legion came.

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    Skin Mylune alive and turn her into a tasteful winter cloak.

    Cough, I mean...I don't know...

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    Party with Theldurin the Lost and his posse.

    Also: People don't give Garrosh enough credit, they're too busy focusing on what he was at the end of Wrath of the Lich King and the beginning of Cataclysm instead of what he has a become, a fine leader in his own right. He may still be a little hot-headed, but he's learning to compromise, and he's learning to think before he speaks/acts.
    Last edited by noteworthynerd; 2011-07-12 at 06:27 PM.

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    I'd make out with Aggra right infront of Thrall as he says "Noooooo....!!"

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    inb4 sex with Sylvanas/Alexstrasza

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rapret View Post
    inb4 sex with Sylvanas/Alexstrasza
    Jaina, Tyrande or any adult female draenei is more my style, but Alexstrasza is also good.

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    I'd make the 'Cleaner' my pet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rapret View Post
    inb4 sex with Sylvanas/Alexstrasza
    Dang i need to be faster with these threads >.<

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    Who: Koltira Deathweaver
    What: Bitch-slap him until he cries. Which would be what, twice maybe, because he's a giant whiny-baby pansy? Then bitch-slap him til he STOPS crying, which might take substantially longer.
    When asked about the role of women in video games, Samus Aran said, "..." - and then she blew up the planet. AGAIN.

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    Turn Millhouse Manastorm back to a good guy. Poor Milhouse, i thought gnomes were supposed to be smart? He had 100k Int back in TBC!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miralynn View Post
    Who: Koltira Deathweaver
    What: Bitch-slap him until he cries. Which would be what, twice maybe, because he's a giant whiny-baby pansy? Then bitch-slap him til he STOPS crying, which might take substantially longer.
    Yeah, let's make this happen. Horde death knight? Really? If Sylvanas fails to fix him, just give us Crok Scourgebane...

    I'd give Lor'themar Theron a strong embrace and tell him everything's going to be alright.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eurytos View Post
    Turn Millhouse Manastorm back to a good guy. Poor Milhouse, i thought gnomes were supposed to be smart? He had 100k Int back in TBC!!
    What is this? A lowly gnome? I will do better, master!

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    have Thrall dismiss Garrosh

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    Give Mylune a bunny so she can hug it.

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    Kill Varian Wrynn and raise him as a Forsaken.

    Film his reaction for the lulz.

    Then kill him again.

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    I would hungering cold Tirion Fordring after he uses his "final blessing" and get join the LK's army.

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    Kill Jaina.

    Seriously.

    [Edit: Why? LOL, just because. The only Alliance-side big-wig I don't like.]
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    I would slap Topper McNabb in the face with a month old sweaty cheeseburger!
    Warriors in PvP are like small hyperactive children in a candy shop made of bouncy castle.

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    I'd put Tyrande into a proper armor (even if wow level skimpy), then send her to the front line so she does something again.
    I'm an altoholic since 2005.

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