This Thread can be summed up in a video.
In case you still are staring at me with a Blank Stare. POST SPOILERS! If you don't like it, then why did you click the Thread Page?
Relativity
Darth Vader is Luke's father.
Norman Bates is his mother.(1960)
Norman Bates is still his mother. (1999)
Faye Dunaway is both the sister and the mother.
Darth Vader is CP30's father.
DOA
Thelma and Louise die.
Janet Leigh dies.
Obi-Wan Kenobi dies.
Leo dies. But Kate doesn't, but she's fictional so it doesn't count.
Capt. Tom Hanks dies.
Bambi's mother dies.
James Bond's wife dies.
Qui-gon Jinn dies but Jar-Jar doesn't.
Mel Gibson dies in a kilt.
Bruce Willis is dead.
Everybody aboard dies (even Clooney!)
Jesus? Dies.
Those darn plot twists
She's a guy.
It was all a dream featuring the farmhands.
Truman finds the exit.
The falcon's a fake.
Rhett leaves.
The train robber shoots his gun right at the audience.
He has Fredo killed.
The blind flower girl can see the Tramp now.
Ingrid leaves on the plane.
Who is, in fact, on first.
Rosebud's the sled.
M. Night ran out of twists.
the end of that video TERRIFIES me!
22 miles of hard road
33 years of tough luck
44 skulls buried in the ground
Crawling down through the muck
Ah yeah...
njoy
Dumbuldore is homosexual.JK Rowling said so.