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    Computer names for bodily functions

    I need help coming up with some, can you guys help? x]

    So far I have....


    Pooping - Downloading or Uploading
    Peeing - Streaming
    Farting - ?????


    Can you guys help me find a word for farting?

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    Farting = Compressing?? maybe idk

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    Graphics card/power supply burn out.

    or

    Memory leak
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    Motherboard - Vein system
    PSU - Heart
    CPU, GPU, HDD, RAM, SSD and Sound Board - Areas in the brain corresponding to thought, visualization, long term memory, short term memory, working memory and hearing.
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    Pooping would not be uploading. Downloading definitely sounds more fitting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fazdran View Post
    Pooping would not be uploading. Downloading definitely sounds more fitting.
    Pooping would most definitely be Emptying the trash or recycle bin...

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    Eating would be uploading.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jancro View Post
    I need help coming up with some, can you guys help? x]

    So far I have....


    Pooping - Downloading or Uploading
    Peeing - Streaming
    Farting - ?????


    Can you guys help me find a word for farting?
    Just no (from a physiological standpoint)

    Pooping = Emptying the trash/recycling
    Peeing = erasing cookies/history
    Farting = erasing malware (farts are basically the co2 from bacteria eating crap, so erasing the crap would be similar to the bacteria breaking it down).

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    I'd say puking is more of Emptying the recycle bin. Pooping would be downloading.



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    Eating = food source from the internet provider... providing the necessary 'calories' to enable the daily energy needs.
    Thermoregulation = fans or similar heat control
    ATP (necessary for any muscle movement and growth) = electricity
    A mix of Silica, heavy metals, petrolium etc = food, as that is what a computer is made of...
    Language = 1's and 0's
    One could go further and explain parts of cellular structure as body parts....


    That is all I can think of as of now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Valoranos View Post
    I'd say puking is more of Emptying the recycle bin. Pooping would be downloading.
    To download is to increase the mass, not decrease it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by lukz View Post
    Just no (from a physiological standpoint)

    Pooping = Emptying the trash/recycling
    Peeing = erasing cookies/history
    Farting = erasing malware (farts are basically the co2 from bacteria eating crap, so erasing the crap would be similar to the bacteria breaking it down).
    co2, methane, hydrogen sulphide and ammonia

    btw cant believe i read this thread but i have been up for almost 72 hours lol so i forgive myself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jancro View Post
    I need help coming up with some, can you guys help? x]

    So far I have....


    Pooping - Downloading or Uploading
    Peeing - Streaming
    Farting - ?????


    Can you guys help me find a word for farting?
    Farting should be the random advertisement popups that appear when reading a blog/article...

    ---------- Post added 2011-07-30 at 07:08 AM ----------

    Quote Originally Posted by Sackman View Post
    co2, methane, hydrogen sulphide and ammonia

    btw cant believe i read this thread but i have been up for almost 72 hours lol so i forgive myself.
    I forgive you since I left out some major compounds of farts!

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    xD I think I like compressing, buffering could work too

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    definitely pop-ups.....they are annoying, no one wants to take credit for it, you are relieved when they are gone, they can leave a bad after effect, they usually come when your "downloading" some illegal "crap" xD
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