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  1. 2011-08-16, 10:22 PM #1
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    The Beard Thread

    Post your beard. Be epic. Bang chicks and drink beer, all with your beard. Do it or be a mamsy-pamsy smooth-skinned baby person.

    Watch out, it bites!

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  2. 2011-08-16, 10:45 PM #2
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    I am indeed Chuck Norris.

    http://bba.orgypistol.com/wp-content...hucknorris.jpg
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  3. 2011-08-17, 01:15 AM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Platinus View Post
    I am indeed Chuck Norris.

    http://bba.orgypistol.com/wp-content...hucknorris.jpg
    Your vagina is hanging out.

    Are there no beards worthy of battle that will come join us in this thread?!



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  4. 2011-08-17, 03:49 AM #4
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    OP looks like he should play french horn in an indie folk band.
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  5. 2011-08-17, 05:58 AM #5
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    I just shaved mine ffs.

    Fuzzie not so fuzzy...
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  6. 2011-08-17, 07:05 AM #6
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    Reminds me of this :P

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg&ob=av3e

    Do you also shun fancy things like electricity?
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  7. 2011-08-17, 11:00 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Verdris View Post
    OP looks like he should play french horn in an indie folk band.
    I used to play tuba in highschool band many moons ago. Does that count?
    Quote Originally Posted by Fuzzzie View Post
    I just shaved mine ffs.

    Fuzzie not so fuzzy...
    You have shamed yourself and your beard by removing it. I suggest an immediate cultivation of a replacement.
    Quote Originally Posted by ita View Post
    Reminds me of this :P

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOfZLb33uCg&ob=av3e

    Do you also shun fancy things like electricity?
    Big difference is theirs is more of a huge chinstrap, since it doesn't come up over the upper lip. Their beards are a mockery of everything manly that beards epitomize.
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  8. 2011-08-19, 09:15 PM #8
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    me as 4 years old
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  9. 2011-08-19, 09:24 PM #9
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    A challenger appears!



    And is swiftly defeated. Have none of you beards with which to combat me?!
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  10. 2011-08-20, 12:59 AM #10
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    Your beard isn't as tough as you're making it out to be! To bad i don't have a pic of mine now, had to cut it off because of the Army.

    Since i'll have vacation in a month or so i'll start growing it back and be a contender in this topic !

    I'll be back !
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  11. 2011-08-20, 11:05 AM #11
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    Until someone else posts their better beard (that's their own, not one found on the internet) my beard is King Shit on Turd Island. I'll eagerly be awaiting the arrival of your beard. In the meantime...

    *beard works out in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber*
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  12. 2011-08-20, 04:12 PM #12
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    This is a macho Thread.

    So post like a macho.

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    I decided like yesterday to stop shaving so I'll get back to you in 4 or 5 years.
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  14. 2011-08-20, 09:07 PM #14
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    Chrome != macho. The truck, yes. But the chrome...oh god, the chrome...

    And you have no place to talk about posting macho, hairless one!
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    Well it looks like this gnome's:


    But now if i showed you a picture of myself, the awe-inspiring glory would cause certain mental implosion.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skelington View Post
    Well it looks like this gnome's:


    But now if i showed you a picture of myself, the awe-inspiring glory would cause certain mental implosion.
    DO IT. 10char
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  17. 2011-08-21, 04:46 PM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by halmotors View Post
    DO IT. 10char
    Well, okay. Good god, i am so embarrassed.

    http://tinypic.com/r/9zncpl/7

    Dont mind that kid standing on the right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skelington View Post
    Dont mind that kid standing on the right.
    You are that kid.
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  19. 2011-08-21, 05:36 PM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by halmotors View Post
    You are that kid.
    No im on the left.
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  20. 2011-08-21, 07:15 PM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skelington View Post
    No im on the left.
    No, definitely the little kid. Does no one dare face me in Beard Battle?!
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