Think of an object before you click this thread.

[Pocketzest]

You now have to use that object to play with/entertain a kitten.
Post your item and how you intend to use it below.

[Skelington]

A paper shredder.
Pondering....

Oh, i think that was just too morbid...

[Pocketzest]

A paper shredder.
Pondering....

Oh, i think that was just too morbid...

Luckily, I believe the kitten would be to large to shread.

[Digglett]

Butter and soap.
Blargh read kitten as kitchen, thought I had an easy one.. uhm... wash kitty in bath with soap, make it eat butter?

[Pocketzest]

Butter and soap.
Clean counters, butter toast? Mines easy I guess.

Butter counters= slip and slide, cuz who needs clean counters when you can have butter counters?

[Skelington]

Luckily, I believe the kitten would be to large to shread.

Ill start with its paws and tail.

[Pocketzest]

Ill start with its paws and tail.

Sounds like a plan!... lol
Deep fried kittah strips...mmmmm

[Digglett]

Butter counters= slip and slid, cuz who needs clean counters when you can have butter counters?

I read kitten as kitchen for some reason, I guess it's my womanly instinct to be in the kitchen kicking in again.

[Pocketzest]

I read kitten as kitchen for some reason, I guess it's my womanly instinct to be in the kitchen kicking in again.

If you put your kittens in the kitchen... I had something... Damn. It wasn't microwaving the kitten.. well, I don't think so anyway.

[Skelington]

Sounds like a plan!... lol
Deep fried kittah strips...mmmmm

Hmmm. Ill use my barbaric manly instinct to butcher it with a paper shredder, then she with the womanly kitchen instinct can create a feast.
Oh! media stereotypes, where would we be without you?

Methinks there needs to be more people with ideas.

[Deleted]

Screwdriver.

Well, shit.

I would use it to build him a little castle. I like castles because castles are great so I guess he'd like one too.

[Pocketzest]

Hmmm. Ill use my barbaric manly instinct to butcher it with a paper shredder, then she with the womanly kitchen instinct can create a feast.
Oh! media stereotypes, where would we be without you?

Methinks there needs to be more people with ideas.

I agree with... well your entire post.

---------- Post added 2011-08-26 at 12:54 AM ----------

Screwdriver.

Well, shit.

I would use it to build him a little castle. I like castles because castles are great so I guess he'd like one too.

I can haz castle too?

[Nikkaszal]

Cigarette.

... I'm leaving this alone.

[Mews]

Cell phone, I guess I'll go download a lot of apps with noises...

[De Lupe]

Turn table...

Hope kitty likes music.

[Remilia]

Not sure what I was thinking after I looked at some of it... lol

Lets go with anime, yeah lets go with that...

[ghostkitteh]

A pair of socks. Well, I'd just put them in a ball and toss it down. Maybe the cat would chase it around.

[OrcsRLame]

I thought about it for several minutes before clicking on this thread. I considered the Dragonballs, but quickly dismissed that as an option due to them being more than one object. Then I considered the sword Sparda, but realized while that does give me ridiculous offensive capabilities it may be too much for a mere human like me to handle, the weight alone would be annoying. I thought about the Blade of Olympus, as that's less likely to consume my soul, and looks a little lighter than Sparda, but that doesn't give me anything concerning defense.

So I decided on Ironman's suit... I came into this thread expecting a battle of epic proportions, instead I get to entertain a kitty. I guess I could tickle the kitten while wearing the suit, and then when I get bored blow up the kitten.

[Deleted]

I was thinking of the moon. ;_;

[Deleted]

Well, a Vase :x

Maybe if the kitten was little little kitten i would put it in it and roll it on the floor >