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  1. 2011-09-05, 02:23 AM #21
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    Was it anything like this?


    I'd give you an inch, you'd take me a mile, your tail wagging happily all the while.
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  2. 2011-09-05, 02:29 AM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Asrialol View Post
    Why does fun stuff like this always happen in America :P I should move there..
    Grass is always greener I guess. To me most of the really weird stuff happens in India from people being born with multiple limbs to just out right living forever. I live in America and don't really feel like much happens here.

    As for Pythons biting people they generally do not do so unless handled/fed incorrectly. They are harmless as far as the bite goes. Just like any bite though it has to be disinfected and if the snake doesn't let go they have to be removed correctly or you can get a tooth lodged in your skin. My old roommate had quite a few of them. Not exactly the most fun pets to have in the house but they are pretty cool to watch sometimes.
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  3. 2011-09-05, 02:32 AM #23
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    the man needs help if when hes pissed he is taking bites at snakes
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  4. 2011-09-05, 02:34 AM #24
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    What if it had been a pet tarantula??
    *Shivers*
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  5. 2011-09-05, 02:37 AM #25
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    In Soviet Rus-- wait a minute...
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  6. 2011-09-05, 02:39 AM #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roscoe View Post
    Why don't the Pythons get arrested when they take a bite out of us?
    Because we generally hold humans to higher standards than pythons.
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  7. 2011-09-05, 02:45 AM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roscoe View Post
    Why don't the Pythons get arrested when they take a bite out of us?
    Because Pythons constrict and swallow their prey whole. A mouth is involved, but generally no "bite"
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  8. 2011-09-05, 03:57 AM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shadow-cleave View Post
    Poor snake ='(
    Beat me to it!

    Looks like a nice snake too!
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  9. 2011-09-09, 04:35 AM #29
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    I salute this man, he has bigger balls than I x_x
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    Quote Originally Posted by wynnyelle View Post
    ....What?
    Who does that?
    The snake was probably confused as hell.
    No... I can tell you its thoughts were crystal clear at that moment - 'WTF, SOMEONE'S KILLING ME, HELP".
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  11. 2011-09-09, 05:18 AM #31
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    Quote Originally Posted by Creotor View Post
    No... I can tell you its thoughts were crystal clear at that moment - 'WTF, SOMEONE'S KILLING ME, HELP".
    I'm not sure snakes are self aware.
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  12. 2011-09-09, 05:52 AM #32
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    Probably on a little more than just alcohol imo

    OT: Poor snake lol


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  13. 2011-09-09, 05:53 AM #33
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    what a reeetard
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  14. 2011-09-09, 05:57 AM #34
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    snake was like /y I SHOULD BE BITING YOU, A-HOLE!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Taurous View Post
    Snake: "So this is how it feels!!??!"
    There is just so much messed up stuff in this story, its gota be an urban legend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Worgenite View Post
    Was it anything like this?

    I just loled when i saw this.
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  16. 2011-09-09, 06:26 AM #36
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    The irony in this topic is numbing.
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  17. 2011-09-09, 07:29 AM #37
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    Quote Originally Posted by Skelington View Post
    How exactly did it get into a drunken strangers possession in the first place? Was the man and the woman taking it out for a night on the town?
    Idd
    If they willingly gave their snake for some one who was clearly drunk, is that not there own fault that it was injured, poor judgement.... lol
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  18. 2011-09-09, 07:38 AM #38
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dacien View Post
    I guess it was only a matter of time before something like this was posted.

    OT: Some people get hella wierd when they get drunk. Do the most stupid shit. And this is a good example.
    at least i only dance with garden hoses

    lets just hope no ones pet snake gets in my back yard, i might bite it back if it bites me
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  19. 2011-09-09, 07:40 AM #39
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    Well that's one of the funniest stories I've seen in awhile.
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  20. 2011-09-09, 07:43 AM #40
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    In America, you bite snake. In Soviet Russia, snake bite you!
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