[Movies/TV Shows] What is your all time favorite one liner?

[DrProfessorPhantomous]

I was thinking to myself some good lines from movies and decided I'd ask you guys as well. What is your ALL time favorite one line quote from a TV show or a movie?

Whether it be stupid, funny, romantic or evil etc. Post your favorite line and put where it's from (If a TV Show, what episode?)

Mine would be from the Social Network

"Sorry! My Prada's at the cleaners! Along with my hoodie and my 'f**k you' flip-flops, you pretentious douchebag!". That line makes me crack up everytime

Looking forward to what you guys think!

[DateMyAvatar]

"Too bad, YOU, will die!"

[Deleted]

Great shot kid, but don't get cocky !

Harisson Ford is boss.

[solonglonesome]

Winston Zeddemore: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!

Dr. Peter Venkman: All right! This chick is TOAST!

Dr. Peter Venkman: Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown

Dr Ray Stantz: Aim for the flattop!

Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

Yes Ghostbusters is one of my favorite movies ever and is packed with some hilarious one liners.

[Skelington]

I wouldnt say favorite, but this one from Clockwork Orange has been stuck in my head for years.
When Alex is about to rape the man's wife, and he and his droogs left him "beaten and fagged" on the ground, he says this while "hidden behind [his] maskie."

"Viddy well, Brother."

Nadsat is very fun to use and i do it rather often, but im not sure why that line has stuck with me so.

[Deleted]

American Psycho:

" You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood. "

or

" There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing. "


Donnie Darko:

" Q: Why do you wear that stupid bunny suit?
A: Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? "

[Purifier]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGTrWlzK3Ho
Bob Kelso is just awesome.

[solonglonesome]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGTrWlzK3Ho
Bob Kelso is just awesome.

Man Scrubs had some awesome one liners and it's my favorite show I could go on and on ;/

[superfloc]

the snozberries taste like snozberries!

[JSStryker]

I'd post Roy Batty's "Tears in the Rain" from Blade Runner but its not a one liner, so I'll go with "Maybe you ain't keeping up on current events but we just got our asses kicked"

[Deleted]

We have to go back kate! WE HAVE TO GO BACK!

[grandpab]

Save me Barry!

[Aginrikr]

Stargate SG-1:
"You ended that sentence with a preposition.. Bastard!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50OXJ5AT3ms

But there are so many good ones, hard to pick one favourite.

[grandpab]

Another one, "Bow ties are cool."

[Pendulous]

Winston Zeddemore: Ray, when someone asks you if you're a god, you say "YES"!

Dr. Peter Venkman: All right! This chick is TOAST!

Dr. Peter Venkman: Let's show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown

Dr Ray Stantz: Aim for the flattop!

Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

Yes Ghostbusters is one of my favorite movies ever and is packed with some hilarious one liners.

How can you miss: "Yes it's true, this man has no dick." ?

[solonglonesome]

How can you miss: "Yes it's true, this man has no dick." ?

I didn't include it cause if I kept going i wouldn't be able to stop. Seriously one of the funniest movies ever.

[Skizzit]

From Vanilla Sky. So so movie, but Jason Lee's character is just awesome and has some great lines. My favorite is:
"You will never know the exquisite pain of the guy, who goes home alone."

[Teroseth]

Pretty anything Groucho Marx said, a few examples:

Policeman: "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?"

Groucho: "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight."

Groucho: You know I think you're the most beautiful woman in the world?
Woman: Really?
Groucho: No, but I don't mind lying if it gets me somewhere

Groucho Marx: One woman and one man might have been OK in your grandmother's day,
but who wants to marry your grandmother? Not even your grandfather!

Groucho Marx: We took some pictures of the native girls but they weren't developed.
But we're going back again in a couple of weeks !

Grouch Marx: Why a four year old child could understand this.
Run out and get me a four year old child,
I can't make head or tail out of it.

[Xuany]

Save me Barry!

I can't believe I actually laughed out loud to this one. I can't think any atm.

[Feerles]

"Boy the next thing out of your mouth better be some fuckin brilliant Mark Twain shit, cause it's definetly gettin chizzled on your tombstone.

" What's the matter kid? Don't ya like clowns? Arent we fuckin funny? You best come up with a good answer as to why u don't like clowns or Ima come back and kill your whole family.

" Tuty fuckin fruity"