1. #21361
    Quote Originally Posted by Sy View Post
    but i don't wanna hurt my boy

    y u so homophobe?
    He has betrayed you.

    I'm not a homophobe, it's just that watching someone give a blowjob is awkward.

  2. #21362
    Quote Originally Posted by Sy View Post
    obviously, you just need to have sex with someone who's good at it :P

    hawt
    Haha.*

    <3*

    Quote Originally Posted by Lysah View Post
    No I just want to see your bedroom life.

    @Sy
    Porn is porn, man.
    My bedroom life right now: me sleeping.*
    My boyfriend and I broke up last year. *

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    Quote Originally Posted by gunner_recall View Post
    I'm not a homophobe, it's just that watching someone give a blowjob is awkward.
    No shit.

    I'd feel more awkwardness though.
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    btw, why are my sentences ending with *? I didn't write that!

  3. #21363
    Quote Originally Posted by Maythael View Post
    btw, why are my sentences ending with *? I didn't write that!
    A wizard did it.

    ...not me, though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysah View Post
    @Sy
    Porn is porn, man.
    hmmmmnope.

    Quote Originally Posted by gunner_recall View Post
    He has betrayed you.
    but no!
    I'm not a homophobe, it's just that watching someone give a blowjob is awkward.
    yeeaahhh... i guess^^

    Quote Originally Posted by Maythael View Post
    Haha.*

    <3*
    are those little stars because you are a star? ^_^
    My bedroom life right now: me sleeping.*
    My boyfriend and I broke up last year. *
    aww, shuckz =(
    /hug
    btw, why are my sentences ending with *? I didn't write that!
    okay

  5. #21365
    Quote Originally Posted by Sy View Post
    are those little stars because you are a star? ^_^

    aww, shuckz =(
    /hug

    okay
    I must be the forum mods, trolling me! /fist

  6. #21366
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    Quote Originally Posted by gunner_recall View Post
    I'm not a homophobe, it's just that watching someone give a blowjob is arousing.
    Fixed for you

  7. #21367
    Quote Originally Posted by Alaitoc View Post
    Fixed for you
    Nah, bro. It's awkward.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maythael View Post
    edit: with an occational bj (me performing!).
    you really had to say that

  9. #21369
    Quote Originally Posted by Snakez View Post
    you really had to say that
    Yes. I didn't want to come of as a total sex hater.

    I watch porn too.*

  10. #21370
    Quote Originally Posted by Alaitoc View Post
    Fixed for you
    I'm gay and I agree.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysah View Post
    I'm gay and I agree.
    I think you've become so gay that you're straight again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Alaitoc View Post
    I think you've become so gay that you're straight again.
    It's how the world works!

  13. #21373
    Quote Originally Posted by Lysah View Post
    I'm gay and I agree.
    Quote Originally Posted by Alaitoc View Post
    I think you've become so gay that you're straight again.
    Sup, Lysah, how you doin' girl? You look right.

    So, two of my friends and I are busting out the old pokemon red, blue and yellow and playing through them BUT WITH RULES.

    Rule 1: We each get 1 starter and have to keep them in our party the whole time.
    Rule 2: 1 gym a day.
    Rule 3: We each get 1 of the legendary birds.
    Rule 4: We can't fight the Elite Four until we can all get together.

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    Quote Originally Posted by gunner_recall View Post
    Sup, Lysah, how you doin' girl? You look right.

    So, two of my friends and I are busting out the old pokemon red, blue and yellow and playing through them BUT WITH RULES.

    Rule 1: We each get 1 starter and have to keep them in our party the whole time.
    Rule 2: 1 gym a day.
    Rule 3: We each get 1 of the legendary birds.
    Rule 4: We can't fight the Elite Four until we can all get together.
    NNnnnnnnnnneeeeeeeeeeerd!!

  15. #21375
    Quote Originally Posted by gunner_recall View Post
    Sup, Lysah, how you doin' girl? You look right.

    So, two of my friends and I are busting out the old pokemon red, blue and yellow and playing through them BUT WITH RULES.

    Rule 1: We each get 1 starter and have to keep them in our party the whole time.
    Rule 2: 1 gym a day.
    Rule 3: We each get 1 of the legendary birds.
    Rule 4: We can't fight the Elite Four until we can all get together.
    That doesn't sound very challenging. These rules are like average gameplay.

  16. #21376
    Quote Originally Posted by Skelington View Post
    That doesn't sound very challenging. These rules are like average gameplay.
    Did I mention the drinking game part of it?

    Choose a starter
    Fire - 1 shot
    Water - 2 shots
    Grass - 3 shots

    Level up - 1 shot
    Pokemon center visit - 1 shot
    Defeat a gym leader - 2 shots
    "Not very effective" - 1 shot
    Pokemon faints - 1 shot
    Each HM use - 1 shot
    Defeat Team Rocket - 3 shots
    Catch your bird - 3 shots
    One hit KO - 5 shots
    Defeat Elite Four - down the bottle

  17. #21377
    Quote Originally Posted by gunner_recall View Post
    Did I mention the drinking game part of it?

    Choose a starter
    Fire - 1 shot
    Water - 2 shots
    Grass - 3 shots

    Level up - 1 shot
    Pokemon center visit - 1 shot
    Defeat a gym leader - 2 shots
    "Not very effective" - 1 shot
    Pokemon faints - 1 shot
    Each HM use - 1 shot
    Defeat Team Rocket - 3 shots
    Catch your bird - 3 shots
    One hit KO - 5 shots
    Defeat Elite Four - down the bottle
    Can't be that bad.

    Starter choosing is imbalanced.
    Leveling is slow as hell.
    Excess pokemon center using = shamefur.
    Gym leader is once a day.
    Not very effective means you should l2pnub.
    Does HM count for battles? Only strength would be a lot in a cave or two, and maybe fly.
    Defeating Team Rocket = last gym.
    One bird.
    One hit KOs are really unreliable and useless to have.

    Plus all the time between everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skelington View Post
    Can't be that bad.

    Starter choosing is imbalanced.
    Leveling is slow as hell.
    Excess pokemon center using = shamefur.
    Gym leader is once a day.
    Not very effective means you should l2pnub.
    Does HM count for battles? Only strength would be a lot in a cave or two, and maybe fly.
    Defeating Team Rocket = last gym.
    One bird.
    One hit KOs are really unreliable and useless to have.

    Plus all the time between everything.
    Hard mode:

    Encounter Zubat - down the bottle

  19. #21379
    Quote Originally Posted by Skelington View Post
    Can't be that bad.

    Starter choosing is imbalanced.
    Leveling is slow as hell.
    Excess pokemon center using = shamefur.
    Gym leader is once a day.
    Not very effective means you should l2pnub.
    Does HM count for battles? Only strength would be a lot in a cave or two, and maybe fly.
    Defeating Team Rocket = last gym.
    One bird.
    One hit KOs are really unreliable and useless to have.

    Plus all the time between everything.
    You know what, Skeli? Screw you and your jaded view of the world. Go back to writing your emo poetry.

  20. #21380
    Quote Originally Posted by gunner_recall View Post
    You know what, Skeli? Screw you and your jaded view of the world. Go back to writing your emo poetry.
    You hurt my feelings, now i have to. I was just trying to help you make the drinking more intense! ;_;

    Raindrops fall from the sky
    As blood drips from my eye
    The ground rips and resists
    As I cut open my wrists
    Sunlight fails to shine
    Darkness becomes my shrine
    Fire shoots up in the air
    As my soul I declare

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