just watched the first episode of Steins gate and..... you were right Digglett
night yo peoples
just watched the first episode of Steins gate and..... you were right Digglett
night yo peoples
You will not be forgotten, Eleanor / Steam ID / DeviantArt page / YouTube / Twitter
GUNNER, I READ THE STORY. EVEN THOUGH IT IS ESSENTIALLY COPY PASTED BATMAN WITH OUR NAMES....
You made me that chick just to kiss me D: HOW DARE YOU! I will make my OWN story and you will be a big... BUTT! THAT EVERYONE HATES!
justkiddingthat'sbrofl
also wtf am I doing reading that whole story.
Woah I think I just discovered the perfect juice to mix with vodka
Skelington woke up in a cold sweat. He wasn't sure where he was, or what had happened, but all he did know that his head was pounding. Rubbing his eyes, Skelington looked around the area, hoping to find a room of some sort. When his vision became clear, he found that he was in a deep dark menacing cave, laying atop a dirty straw bed. He knew panicking would do no good and tried to keep calm. As he prepared to stand up, his hand slipped against something cold and clammy.
His eyes widened as he saw a corpse lying directly next to him. "Oh god," he muttered to himself. "Not again." After studying the bed, he found a large pile of beer bottles and other random assortments of booze. Although it was well known that Skelington was a crazy guy with possible strange powers, even he couldn't imagine how he came into this cave. Especially carrying a dead body. Unless... he killed that person that came in with him.
Before his mind could wander to that horrible conclusion, the corpse's finger flinched, and Skelington let out a scream and jumped out of bed, falling on his butt and looking on in horror as this abomination came to life before him. It was a terrible creature, and had no face! In it's place was a well rounded, diseased, and disgusting butt. His face was a butt.
"Hey, Skelington, sup," the butt faced zombie said.
"What the hell are you??" Skelington screamed, trembling in fear.
"What." the butt faced zombie 'stared' (it has a butt for a face, so it's hard to tell if it was staring or just standing there.) at Skeli. "It's me, Gunner Recall, remember? That was a great time you gave me last night." He looked around casually, ignoring the terror in Skeli's eyes. "Oh there's my hat!" he exclaimed, as he bent down to pick up a small strange red woven hat.
It looked like this. I'd describe it better, but you're not the boss of me.
With what could only be imagined as a smile, the butt zombie placed the hat on his head snugly. "Anyways, that butt sex you gave to me was great, although I wish we didn't have to leave your house. You took us deep into this cave, and I have no idea where we are."
Skeli soon realized that this monster butt thing meant no harm. He was no longer afraid and instead slightly disgusted. "I like dead things, but I mean.... I don't know...Even for a corpse you're kinda..." he couldn't finish the sentence as he noticed the butt zombie suddenly slouched in despair. "Well, forget about that, we need to figure out a way to get out of here!"
Gunner snapped out of his depression and nodded. "I guess there's only one thing to do. Let's just go forward and hope we find a way out!"
So Skelington and the butt face zombie grabbed the torch that was by the bed this whole time and carried onward into the dark depths of the cave, sure to have some kind of strange and amazing adventure!
THE END OF PART ONE DID YOU GUYS LIKE IT I WROTE IT ALL MYSELF
I still don't understand why stories lack
a spoon.
o.o