Chat thread v2.0

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Something might

I wonder what it is....

[PizzaSHARK]

Amputate your funny bone.

But then your arm wouldn't work :-/

[pickley]

This thread has been lost. Abandon thread.

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This thread has been lost. Abandon thread.

You're not allowed to leave.

[Skelington]

You're not allowed to leave.

What about crossing over to pony thread? It's practically the same place.

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What about crossing over to pony thread? It's practically the same place.

Still not allowed to leave.

[pickley]

I like your Urahara Kisuke avatar :DD

Typical hipster

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I like your Urahara Kisuke avatar :DD

It is? o.O

Doesn't really look like him.

[Inner Universe]

I want a pet fox.

[PizzaSHARK]

Dunno, foxes aren't domesticated animals. You wouldn't really be able to just have one in your house, not unless you were okay with it being destructive. Also, foxes have scent glands. Those scent glands make them stinky.

[PizzaSHARK]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Domesticated_silver_fox


Domesticated silver fox. Check mate, PizzaSHARK!

Silver foxes, missie, not red foxes.

[PizzaSHARK]

You can dye them any color you wish, though you may have to bleach first!

So you're saying it's cool if I dump a jug of bleach on your head because I think your hair should be red instead of brown?

[PizzaSHARK]

Yeah. Or well, no. Depends on if I'd be awake for it. Like, if one did it as a prank while I slept and I woke up to a new hair color I think it wouldn't be too difficult to convince me I've been a redhead for years and just forgot about it!

http://i.imgur.com/kpTtT.gif

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http://i.imgur.com/kpTtT.gif

Haha.



Expect more responses like that, that's how cool she is.

[PizzaSHARK]

See, I'm much too crafty for you! And I kind of want to do that now. But my brother's hair is already purple...
I wish there was a socially accepted way to sneak into someone's room while they sleep at night.


I wish I was a vampire.

Actual vampire or Stephanie Meyer kind?

[PizzaSHARK]

Hmm, somewhere in between. "Interview With a Vampire" style, when vampires were attractive and non-ghoul-like, but still not too silly.

So all the benefits and none of the downsides. Pff, you aren't committed enough.

[PizzaSHARK]

Well I may as well already be there, the concept of sunlight is foreign to this part of the world. A burning orb in the sky... It's but a myth and folklore.

Except for the whole feasting on blood and sleeping in coffins thing.

[PizzaSHARK]

Does sleeping in a wardrobe count? And Sweden has tons of blood feasting!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_sausage
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_pudding
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blodpalt

Black pudding's delicious. Liver pudding's even better!

See! But I guess at most I just lick my own blood when I've an open wound. My blood's delicious.
Probably attributed to my healthy diet of sugar and more sugar. And ketchup.

wat.

[PizzaSHARK]

You like a liquid that tastes like copper, but hate something made from that liquid that tastes like food?

[PizzaSHARK]

I also consider noodles in chocolate milk one of my favorites, but I despise bacon. It's been suggested my tastebuds aren't quite what they should be.

What kind of noodles? Ramen?

I still the best sandwich on Earth next to brisket is peanut butter with vidalia onions and bologna. Despising bacon isn't altogether human but I think people exaggerate how good it is to be internet-cool.