I am doing this on this day. I can pick you up.
Simple, and unique LAWL.
The lips of the righteous shall meditate wisdom, and he shall speak justice.
Tie me to your headboard, throw your legs over my shoulders and let me wear you like a feed-bag Pnaar wwww.
"Aaargh!"
Hold onto my horns.
"Goat-Booooy!"
Yes my love.
"You're a big old smelly thing."
"Hey, you know how when you're nervous around someone, you're supposed to imagine them in their underwear? Ya, that doesn't work with someone as (good looking/hot/cute/attractive) as you."
Doesn't work so well with strangers, and if you get slapped you misjudged her sense of humor ^.^
Also, I guess not exactly a way of asking someone out.
I once did the pussyfoot idea of 'Hey, by the way, you wanna go to the movies sometime?'. To which she replied yes, and then asked who else would be there. I was like, internally, FUUUUUUUUCK.
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Hey, cheesy lines work when used ironically...maybe. I dunno, Ive never tried actually seriously using 'Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I borrow yours?'
Cho’Gall: Cairne Bloodhoof is dead? Did we kill him?
Deathwing: No. The Grimtotems weakened him with poison, and then Garrosh accidentally hacked him to death with an axe during a heated political discussion.
Cho’Gall: How do you accidentally kill someone with an axe?
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Just ask her if she wants to hang out for a day, organize it for a certain day and spend time together, have fun (this will warm her up to you a little.) Ask her out the next time you see her, if she likes you that way she'll say yes, if she doesn't then respect that and move on.
Cho’Gall: Cairne Bloodhoof is dead? Did we kill him?
Deathwing: No. The Grimtotems weakened him with poison, and then Garrosh accidentally hacked him to death with an axe during a heated political discussion.
Cho’Gall: How do you accidentally kill someone with an axe?
´Hmm, you probably don´t know them... But neither do I, so it doesn´t matter´.
Anyways, just ask her to have a drink with you after whatever you did that ´noon. Nothing original, but it works. But I got to know my girl (better) by playing guitar, really. Guitars work apparently.
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I had this whole elaborate plan thought out about hostages and phone calls of death... but I didn't fancy it as much as I did when I thought of it. So I'm gonna have to say go into her first period class and write HUGLY on the board "HERNAME, will you go to DANCENAME with me? -YOURNAME"
I wouldn't think the teacher would mind. Unless they had something written on the board already.
Personally, I would have done it over the school broadcast considering I was the lead anchor in my high school.
"It's clear this is another bash Apple thread. Such things are not conducive to a good discussion."
WRONG! Those are the BEST discussions!
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"Don't turn this rape into a murder."
You're getting exactly what you deserve.
"Here are my keys, I'll pick 'em up at the coffie shop at [street] tomorrow, see you then"
Worked pretty good, we are realy close friends now, didn't work out as a cupple though
Another one:
Girl lies with her head in my lap, after a while she goes the classic: "Is that something in your pocket or are you happy to be with me?"
"Well, it's actually my phone, but why not go upstairs while we are at it?"
Worked as a charm to <3
"If I recall correctly I just posted that this topic is not to be discussed any further." -Ensidia Fanclub Founder
Please, I haven't had sex in a very, very long time
*pleading look*