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    WHats the worst thing your mum has caught you doing.

    Title says it all.

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    Already terrified of the answers.
    On topic, sex with an ex.

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    My mom hasn't really caught me doing any embarrassing things.

    She has just walked in to the room while I was having sex two times or so. I guess that counts as the worst part.

    She eventually learned not to bother me when I had someone over.

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    Nothing, I shun her, always have.

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    playing wow

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ixuzcc View Post
    My mom hasn't really caught me doing any embarrassing things.

    She has just walked in to the room while I was having sex two times or so. I guess that counts as the worst part.

    She eventually learned not to bother me when I had someone over.
    Ahh sex at the parents place /sigh nothing quite like kids trying to make babies. I dont mean this as an insult to you but rather to the concept and idea that so many people these days cant assume responsibility for their lives but yet feel its ok to procreate.

    Cant say my mom's caught me doign anything embarassing. She's caught me in a few lies before and that always feels awful.
    I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money; but what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I've acquired over a very long career, skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now that will be the end of it. I will not look for you, i will not pursue you but if you don't; I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

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    dunno about my own mom but i was sleeping with a girl long time ago and her mom walked in on us. she were supposed to be at work and she went crazy and chased my out with a fucking stick from a broom. luckily she tossed out my clothes after me... would have been a pain getting home without them.

    was kinda sad then since i got dumped afterwards cuz of her parents pressured her and i actually liked her a lot, but now its mostly just fun remembering it.
    Last edited by goneloco; 2011-10-06 at 03:43 PM.


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    Withe a smoke inn my mouth inn her car asked for a light without thinking.....she didnt know i smoked and a big anti smoke/alcho person she is..like major!

    But long long time ago...now we share cigarett packs whene ever i am home on hollidays....like ones a year

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    Quote Originally Posted by Munk View Post
    Ahh sex at the parents place /sigh nothing quite like kids trying to make babies. I dont mean this as an insult to you but rather to the concept and idea that so many people these days cant assume responsibility for their lives but yet feel its ok to procreate.
    I know you weren't slamming me or anything, but come on man, what's the harm in having SAFE and PROTECTED sex at your parents place when you're 16-17 years old. Hormones are running wild then.

    *I highlight the chosen parts because that's what I was having, and I'm sure most in a similar situation did too.

    I mean, no offence, but it sounds like you have some sort of bad experience here.

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    Just the usual stuff when I was a kid. Wanking, smoking and what not. Sometimes I'd just leave the door wide open while wanking cause I didn't give a shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NomadicGod View Post
    Just the usual stuff when I was a kid. Wanking, smoking and what not. Sometimes I'd just leave the door wide open while wanking cause I didn't give a shit.
    Autograph, please. Plus, i'm pretty sure you're lying.
    Never look into the eyes of a horse.
    Your soul will forever be lost in the void of a horse.

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    My mother never actually caught me on something embarrassing... but when I was 13, I convinced my friend to try some lesbian stuff, and while we were gaining that breathtaking experience, her grandma walked in. That was most awkward moment in my whole life.

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    well she was away and i brought my (now ex) girlfriend and we had sex. Sadly, she returned earlier than i thought and when i heard the knocking at the door and the sound of keys...it was like "hoooly sh1t!", i threw whatever was near me at myself and shut the door to my room and run to the door greetings her etc.

    Well she saw me only in pants and some unidentified boots before my room, but well didn't tell me a thing, just gave this "look" and pretend she didn't know wtf is going on.

    i hoped it would stay between us but, few days later my father said..."hehe good work son, but be careful next time, also, we don't want to "englarge" our family do we? "

    "ekhem...condons ftw!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Siton View Post
    Autograph, please. Plus, i'm pretty sure you're lying.
    Our relationship was very strange.

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    Taking female hormones.
    Fun explanations are fun.

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    Quote Originally Posted by z3rK View Post
    few days later my father said..."hehe good work son, but be careful next time, also, we don't want to "englarge" our family do we? "
    Heh, my dad was the same in his attitude towards it all. He basically gave me a mental high-five when he found out I had a sexlife. Just gave me that wink and a pat on the back, with the "just be careful" warnings.

    Cool dads are cool.
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    When I was 14 or something she caught me sneaking out with a 6-pack of beer in my hands. Wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, but I worked hard to not get caught again

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sighz View Post
    Not really been caught ever though, but lots of VERY, VERY near misses.
    Have you ever considered that she actually did notice but just acted normal to save you from embarassment?

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    Having sex with my step-sister...
    "Didn't we have some fun...though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'No way' and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you'......that was great"

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