Originally Posted by
asseymcgee
you guys are gonna laugh or think i'm lieing..but here goes.
This dream was about a year ago, give or take.
I went to this girls house that i was talking to at the time (we'll call her derpette), and i asked to see her ferret's (she has ferrets irl). So she took me upstairs and we played with them and shit. Then things started getting frisky and we started kissing and threw each other on the bed, a lot of touching and all that nice stuff. We're both there naked about to have sex, suddenly derpette stops and says she wants to bring her friend. So i get all excited and say okay. The door gets kicked down like if it was the fucking swat team by that pink kangaroo from those aussie shampoo commercials. It starts looking at me in a weird way, smiling, and rips off it's pouch. Under that pouch is it's vagina, but it looks like that venus fire trap creature from super mario bros and it's chomping at me. So the damn kangaroo starts hopping towards me with it's chomping vagina, and derpette starts laughing like crazy. Then i look behind me and there is a billy goat with a top hat and a monocle and he says "well, i say!" in a british accent.
I woke up after that...wtf was an understatement in my opinion.