^ Has good taste in film
< Loves platypuses (it's not platypi, I checked!)
V Is deathly allergic to fun
^ Is wrong!
< World domination and eternal agony is perfectly fun!
v Will form a resistance against basement cat and his minions. The prophet has foreseen it.
^ Entirely correct.
< Couldn't dance well to save my life.
v Will teach me how.
^ Might be right. I've got some rhythm, but I'm not going to be uploading any videos to youtube.
< Hoped friends would come over tonight. Didn't happen.
v Has a goofy laugh.
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^ Sure. I'll teach you how to be as mediocre as me.
< Sets out boombox
V presses play
^Wrong, but I do have someone in mind. My brother DJ'd his high school/college parties. Called himself "DJ Awkward Silence". Should be perfect.
< Had an airsoft war in a warehouse a few days before Christmas. Was awesome.
V Probably likes mudkipz
^ Has been abused by a letter U all week.
< Has milk and sugar for tea!
v Is happy for me
^ ruins fine tea with sugar!
< is happy for Xanjori because o/ tea
V heretical American who does not like tea
^ Is incorrect. I drink a glass or two of herbal tea a day.
< Is encased in a block of fog.
v Will break me out.
^ *takes a deep kitty breath and tries to blow all the fog away* Did it work?
< Has done FA today.... OK this entire week.
v Can control the weather better than I can.
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.
^ Needs more skills!
< Might buy Dyra, I'm not a fan of beagles
v Will buy Worgenite
^ Spelled "steal" wrong
< Will sell them for even more than Zait would, after stealing them. I gots connections.
v Will not even attempt to save them
^ You're right, I wont try to save them, that's what my lab assistants are for! And since I'm a techno-mage, they can teleport!
< Is the most powerful techno-mage ever.
v Wants me to teach them how to techno-mage.
^ teach me your ways wise one
< needs sleep
V has tourrettes syndrome