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    Cardinal Keith O'Brien resigns (UK)

    Cardinal Keith O'Brien, the UK's most senior Roman Catholic cleric, has resigned as the head of the Scottish Catholic church after being accused of "inappropriate acts" towards fellow priests.

    News that Pope Benedict had accepted the cardinal's resignation as archbishop of St Andrews and Edinburgh came after the Observer disclosed a series of allegations by three priests and one former priest.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2013...obrien-resigns

    So it turns out that Britains top RC priest and avid anti-gay rights campaigner has been caught with his trousers down, WITH OTHER PRIESTS! Maybe with bigots and hypocrites like him out of the way human rights can start moving forward again within the church.

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    Another one? This is two in two weeks!
    'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
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    Theres so many things I could say about the "church" and its lies. But I would get infracted hard!

    All I can say is he clearly didn't practice what he preached.

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    I wonder if a lot of this stuff would go away if priests were allowed to date and get married.
    'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
    Or a yawing hole in a battered head
    And the scuppers clogged with rotting red
    And there they lay I damn me eyes
    All lookouts clapped on Paradise
    All souls bound just contrarywise, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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    As I see it, let them hump each other as much as possible.
    We all know the alternative to that when looking back at the other sex related scandals with children.
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    The only problem here, is that it leaves Britain without a vote when choosing a new pope. Worth it to get rid of that hypocrite though.

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    Excellent. Now for the dissolution of the Church entirely and then we can start making some progress

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH1471 View Post
    The only problem here, is that it leaves Britain without a vote when choosing a new pope. Worth it to get rid of that hypocrite though.
    I don't understand how it really works, can't the next dude up just go? Or does there have to some sort of Cardinal ceremony to fill him up to the proper amount of Jesus?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg View Post
    I don't understand how it really works, can't the next dude up just go? Or does there have to some sort of Cardinal ceremony to fill him up to the proper amount of Jesus?
    I think they go under psychological evaluation to distinguish which of the Cardinals hears voices so they can short-list them for the job.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reeve View Post
    I wonder if a lot of this stuff would go away if priests were allowed to date and get married.
    Probably! I guess Catholic priests are highly sexually frustrated... I'm sure it wouldn't stop all of them though, But i think most of them clearly can't handle celibacy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg View Post
    I don't understand how it really works, can't the next dude up just go? Or does there have to some sort of Cardinal ceremony to fill him up to the proper amount of Jesus?
    Cardinals have to be appointed by the pope, considering the last one just retired we are stuck without one for a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tommo View Post
    I dont know why they cant in the first place, would be much healthier for them anyway.
    Probably the same reason the Night's Watch isn't supposed to take any wives or father any children.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg View Post
    I don't understand how it really works, can't the next dude up just go? Or does there have to some sort of Cardinal ceremony to fill him up to the proper amount of Jesus?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH1471 View Post
    Cardinals have to be appointed by the pope, considering the last one just retired we are stuck without one for a while.
    At least you may get a Cardinal chosen by a more progressive Pope, if they decide to go that way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg View Post
    At least you may get a Cardinal chosen by a more progressive Pope, if they decide to go that way.
    We can only hope. Or pray, if that's the way you swing.
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    I wish I could say this was shocking. I guess when you're a Cardinal you move onto the big boys instead of hanging with the altar boys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reeve View Post
    Probably the same reason the Night's Watch isn't supposed to take any wives or father any children.
    Game of Thrones nerd!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Reeve View Post
    I wonder if a lot of this stuff would go away if priests were allowed to date and get married.
    Can you imagine how much game the Pope would have if this were allowed?!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reg View Post
    Can you imagine how much game the Pope would have if this were allowed?!
    He could have a backup chorus! The Popettes!
    'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
    Or a yawing hole in a battered head
    And the scuppers clogged with rotting red
    And there they lay I damn me eyes
    All lookouts clapped on Paradise
    All souls bound just contrarywise, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH1471 View Post
    So it turns out that Britains top RC priest and avid anti-gay rights campaigner has been caught with his trousers down, WITH OTHER PRIESTS! Maybe with bigots and hypocrites like him out of the way human rights can start moving forward again within the church.
    He sexually harassed four priests in the 80s, if what I read earlier is correct. So it's not quite as scandalous -- unfortunately :>

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