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  1. 2016-07-18, 09:27 PM #1
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    AXE Attack on German Train

    News coming in from the Fatherland:

    http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-36827725

    More than 20 people in Germany have been injured after a man with an axe went on the rampage on a train, German media report.

    A police operation including a helicopter is under way in Heidingsfeld, a part of the city of Wurzburg in southern Germany.

    Local media (in German) wrote that 21 people had been injured and a suspect appeared to have been shot.

    The train line between Wurzburg-Heidingsfeld and Ochsenfurt is closed.

    The German news agency DPA reported that the police said some of the victims' injuries were life-threatening.

    It said police would not comment on reports that the suspect had been shot.
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  2. 2016-07-18, 09:29 PM #2
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    No one dead so far, so that's good news at least.

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  3. 2016-07-18, 09:30 PM #3
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    Goddam, what the fuck is wrong with people.
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  4. 2016-07-18, 09:31 PM #4
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    Jeez... 20? It's a dude with an axe, everyone should have just bum rushed his ass and knocked his ass out.
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  5. 2016-07-18, 09:33 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dugraka View Post
    Jeez... 20? It's a dude with an axe, everyone should have just bum rushed his ass and knocked his ass out.
    Always sounds like a good idea until you figure your the one standing at the front off the que.
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  6. 2016-07-18, 09:34 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dugraka View Post
    Jeez... 20? It's a dude with an axe, everyone should have just bum rushed his ass and knocked his ass out.
    Protocol should be to yell zerg rush
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  7. 2016-07-18, 09:34 PM #7
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    my lap would of had a 6 pack of beer in it and a timmy's cup holding another beer incognito ...not everyone has super human reflexes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jayburner View Post
    my lap would of had a 6 pack of beer in it and a timmy's cup holding another beer incognito ...not everyone has super human reflexes.
    wat?

    Thar was a strange and random comment, even from you!
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    In the news (live) they said 15 injured, 4 of them severely.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Puupi View Post
    wat?

    Thar was a strange and random comment, even from you!
    He's saying his beer is more important than not catching an axe in the face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sircaw View Post
    Always sounds like a good idea until you figure your the one standing at the front off the que.
    It's not a good idea but damn I'm assuming 20 injured... 20 swings at minimum. That's a whole lot of damage, he had to have turned his back on someone at some point. But fear is a real pita so I can't fault people for not being a "hero". 20... with an axe is just blowing my mind
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  12. 2016-07-18, 09:41 PM #12
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    Oh dear, I should have taken a screenshot of what just happened on my screen...

    I read the German news from the Focus-site. Now, as I'm on my Chromebook (adblock doesn't work on it), I got A GERMAN AXE AD on MMO-C!
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    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
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    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.
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    where is the picture of the guy doing the axing?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Puupi View Post
    Oh dear, I should have taken a screenshot of what just happened on my screen...

    I read the German news from the Focus-site. Now, as I'm on my Chromebook (adblock doesn't work on it), I got A GERMAN AXE AD on MMO-C!
    rofl1 that is some fucked up shit...good job mmo champ.. sorry to hear what is going over there. From a Canadian to a German... condolences.
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  15. 2016-07-18, 09:45 PM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by Puupi View Post
    Oh dear, I should have taken a screenshot of what just happened on my screen...

    I read the German news from the Focus-site. Now, as I'm on my Chromebook (adblock doesn't work on it), I got A GERMAN AXE AD on MMO-C!
    Better buy that axe and try to beat this guy's record.
    They always told me I would miss my family... but I never miss from close range.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mizeri View Post
    where is the picture of the guy doing the axing?
    Here

    Quote Originally Posted by derpkitteh View Post
    i've said i'd like to have one of those bad dragon dildos shaped like a horse, because the shape is nicer than human.
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    i was talking about horse cock again, told him to look at your sig.
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    Luckily he had no gun, hope the victims will all recover.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Puupi View Post
    Here

    I'm surprised no one died of asphyxiation.
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    Quote Originally Posted by muto View Post
    I'm surprised no one died of asphyxiation.
    oh geez... I actually hope this was not the type of ax used.
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    Lots of shitting things have been happening these past couple of days.

    Wonder WTH is going on.
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