Apparently noobs are winners?

[valden83]

So lately I have noticed alot of people calling myself and my friends that I play with noobs. Only thing is, they calls us that when we win the game. For example I played a game last night and we went something like 21 kills to their 3 and killed their nexus in just over 23 minutes and they just kept saying how we are noobs and only ganked, and played cheap champs. But mainly just the noob spam is what they usually say.

Anyone else experience this crap? I mean sure, rage all you want... but use something a bit smarter than "Noob" to talk crap or vent lol.

[Martinussen]

they mad cus they bad.

[Varyk]

Every other champion/class besides yours is OP and take no skill

Your champion/class of choice takes extraordinary skill and is only good because you're better at it than everyone else


I thought this was common knowledge

[Darkdruidelf]

Actually, I've noticed this a lot lately too.

But lets face it, the best one (I mostly play junglers so you'll understand) is when you gank someone and they start yell OMG YOU DONT YOU 1v1 ME!!!!

That one always makes me laugh. Want 1v1? Wrong game bro. LoL's a team game.

Oh and also, play cheap chars and win if you really want to see people rage. Play Garen and watch the other guy in lane go 'Omg you only press 1 key noob'. Play shaco jungle, 7 kills by the 6 minute mark always incites some rage.

[Thallidomaniac]

Oh and also, play cheap chars and win if you really want to see people rage. Play Garen and watch the other guy in lane go 'Omg you only press 1 key noob'.

Funny thing about this was that someone said that to me while I was playing Garen, in a bot game out of all places.

[valden83]

Lol yeah, its like the last week has been the worst, almost every game has someone calling people noob. I had a game with a fiora that was 3/12/1 and she called her team noobs. Just played a game of 3v3 a few minutes ago and we had an afker so it was 2v3 and they were calling us noobs for not being able to do much aside from defend. I of course responded with "its funny you guys are talking crap to us when you have yet to win in a 2v3", which was of course followed by them spewing all sorts of profanities. So naturally I reported them for verbal harrasment XD

Honestly though, I recently hit 30 and have yet to do ranked... Does it change at all for the better? Or is this just something I have to live with.

I really worry about the future of humanity if there are this many people with this sort of intelligence running around

[Thallidomaniac]

Honestly though, I recently hit 30 and have yet to do ranked... Does it change at all for the better? Or is this just something I have to live with.

Nope, the scum that roam the internet and LoL still exist in Ranked.

[Karnaos]

Just played a match and they were all like EFFING NUUUUBS!

I was like because I penta'd you?

[Deleted]

i call it online gaming

[Cuddlabull]

People feel bad when they lose. They look bad... So what do they do? They try to bring the people who won down, and feel bad. People are silly. If you're winning and beating them, and they call you a noob, clearly they are wrong. Ignore them.

[Biske]

I saw a GP complaining about Trynd being OP while he was getting his ass handed by just about everyone on the enemy team for being stupid. And I've had the enemy team call my team "noobs" after absolutely destroying them.

[valden83]

It definitely is amusing when people call junglers noobs for ganking when... you know... its kinda their job? :P

[Chaoslux]

Last time that happened, i went "If a noob is stomping your ass, then what does that makes you?".
Oh the RAGE. The Rage that happened there was delicious.

[Deleted]

Every other champion/class besides yours is OP and take no skill

Your champion/class of choice takes extraordinary skill and is only good because you're better at it than everyone else


I thought this was common knowledge

oh yes. you forgot how any situation that isn't 1v1 is considered unskillful seeing as you're such a big wimp you must have backup to get a kill.

i call it online gaming

people who sleep with my mother:
1% - my dad
99% - people I'm winning against in online games

[Darkdruidelf]

People feel bad when they lose. They look bad... So what do they do? They try to bring the people who won down, and feel bad. People are silly. If you're winning and beating them, and they call you a noob, clearly they are wrong. Ignore them.

NO. Dont ignore them.

Every time they rage, just leave a smiley face.

WTF NOOB COME 1v1 ME.


And watch as they continue to rage at a smiley face.

[Deleted]

This happens to me quite often...

Buut... Those who call others noobs are usually the ones with the negative scores... If you go Jungler they will call you a noob for sure...
Besides if you pick a champ like Evelynn for normals, people will whine about it and say you are a noob, but then 20min later when i have my 20/?/? Score, they kinda change attitudes...

I like to play Evelynn for the sole reason... Proving that any champion can dominate a game if played correctly...

By the way here is a definition of Noob i stumbled across...

Newbs are those who are new to some task* and are very beginner at it, possibly a little overconfident about it, but they are willing to learn and fix their errors to move out of that stage.

Noobs, on the other hand, know little and have no will to learn any more. They expect people to do the work for them and then expect to get praised about it, and make up a unique species of their own.

[Vongimi]

I recently was told I have downs when I went 15-1 with a CS of 300 at the 40 min mark as corki. That was from my own team though. The Jax on our team was trying to scapegoat his own terribleness on someone else, as he kept diving and dying again and again.

[Deleted]

I like to play Evelynn for the sole reason... Proving that any champion can dominate a game if played correctly...

*if played correctly and the enemy team are playing badly.

[NotValidAnymore]

Oh and also, play cheap chars and win if you really want to see people rage. Play Garen and watch the other guy in lane go 'Omg you only press 1 key noob'.

Funny thing is, he still can't auto-attack to win like Master Yi, making Garen harder, and that's saying a lot.

people who sleep with my mother:
1% - my dad
99% - people I'm winning against in online games

Just tell them: "I'm adopted... my mother is a man."
Doesn't matter if it's true or not, now they've slept with a homosexual man, and that'll make them regret it. A lot. (No offense to gay people, btw.)

[Deleted]

I tend to hear this alot aswell. But ofc also from my own team, when I tend to play jungler especially. A gank is not supposed to give a kill every single time, though that's what my team seems to think. A gank is only supposed to give a lane advantage, or possibly engage a potential kill situation. But well when I gank, I will go atrtack the enemies of course, taking down some of their ho, getting them to proc some cooldowns, perhaps flash, which gives a clear advantage in the laning phase. However my teams reaction will just be "noob" "bad" and all these sorts of things, just because we did not get a kill, in my head that is just not logic.