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    Women who wear too much perfume

    So I'm at work and this woman comes into the office. she's across the room from me and I'm still suffocating on her terrible perfume. Somebody needs to put serving sizes on the side of perfume bottles.

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    Yesterday I took the bus home, and someone in the back ate a doner kebab. The whole bus smelled of it - someone should prevent people from doing that.

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    Just take some febreeze to the office and spray it... and if you want to risk it... her.

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    how much is too much?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vea Lea View Post
    how much is too much?
    If I'm suffocating on the stench of it on the opposite side of the large office then it's too much.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vea Lea View Post
    how much is too much?
    A delicate hint of an aroma is perfect. To be able to smell it across the room is too much.
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    I wear cologne but only enough to smell if I am near you or you are resting on me.

    Any more and it becomes over powering. Cologne and Perfume should be applied lightly

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    This definitely applies to aftershave too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vea Lea View Post
    how much is too much?
    If I can smell you before I see you.

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    If you can smell it as she passes from the breeze wafting off her, that is cool.

    If you can smell it even if she is sitting down on the other side of the room and you are just getting off the elevator...down the hall and the doors are just opening ...that's a bit much.

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    At least it's not as bad as smokers.

    One of them enters your store and the entire place reeks half the rest of the day.

    Hey, maybe that's why these women wear so much perfume.
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    You can always douse yourself in cologne/perfume and have a stink off... See who remains victorious!

    Let the battle begin!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pendra View Post
    Yesterday I took the bus home, and someone in the back ate a doner kebab. The whole bus smelled of it - someone should prevent people from doing that.
    That person sounds like a hero, kebab ftw...mmmmmmm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Simulacrum View Post
    At least it's not as bad as smokers.

    One of them enters your store and the entire place reeks half the rest of the day.

    Hey, maybe that's why these women wear so much perfume.
    My old store manager did this, thought it prevented customers from knowing she smoked at work.

    It didn't. Smoke and perfume reek worse together. And everyone instead complained about how much perfume she wore / ran away from her perfume.

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    Be a man. Fart without mercy.
    I don't think this matters nearly as much as you think it does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Simulacrum View Post
    At least it's not as bad as smokers.

    One of them enters your store and the entire place reeks half the rest of the day.

    Hey, maybe that's why these women wear so much perfume.
    As a smoker I take offense. Well only slightly. People have no idea I smoke. I lit up the other day and my roomate was like "Holy shit you smoke? When did you start?" I told him 10 years ago.

    However, some people do smoke way too damn much. A pack a day or more is just a really slow suicide at that point. I smoke at most 4 per day.

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    No she shouldn't be removed she is an elected official and hasn't broken any laws just hurt some people's feelings.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tradewind View Post
    That person sounds like a hero, kebab ftw...mmmmmmm.
    Making the whole bus smell of that stuff really isn't that much better than making it smell of perfume.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mayhem008 View Post
    So I'm at work and this woman comes into the office. she's across the room from me and I'm still suffocating on her terrible perfume. Somebody needs to put serving sizes on the side of perfume bottles.
    I work being contract out with a guy who wears too much cologne, I can usually smell him before he even announces he is here, I couldn't imagine working with that everyday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winter Blossom View Post
    I smell those shit Axe products far more than women's perfume. God I hate the smell of those. I think guys think, that the more they spray on, the more women will be attracted to them - like how they are in the commercials.

    So fucking stupid.
    Why do you hang around 16 year old boys?
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    Everyone, men and women alike, should just use some gentle smelling antiperspirant. Not perfume, not deodorant, not aftershave. Just antiperspirant to keep from smelling like shit. Properly wash yourself, then spray or roll-on some antiperspirant, and that's it.

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