Best IRL names

[Gnarcarde]

Changing name to Derpi

[Sesshomaru]

As I'm having a rather common last name (in my country), Johansen, you can "translate" the "-sen" part into either Mc or O' in Scottish, I believe. It then becomes either McJohan or O'Johan.

As for my first name... It's Bjørn-Cato. If you split it up, you get Bjørn and Cato. If you translate Bjørn into English, you get Bear. If you rearrange Cato, you get Taco.

In other words, I could be called Taco Bear O'Johan, or Taco Bear McJohan if I ever move to a English speaking country.

[letzrock]

Dick Armey
Dick Swett
and a Duke professor with last name Hiscock.

[Aervalis]

I worked at Lowes for a time, and our LP Manager was a very tall, jacked, and intimidating fellow whos loving parents named him Darth. This Lowes was in a particularly bad section of town, so at minimum weekly I would enjoy seeing Darth use his powers of the force to tackle and slam unsavory folks into the pavement.

[Lotharfox]

I have a physics teacher whose name is A. Fishburne, his signiture is "A Fish" I lol'd very hard...
Had other funny names of people I can't remember atm

I went to college with a girl named Penny Fish (short for Penelope). She used to sign her name with a 1 cent symbol and a fish.

Twin sisters in my son's class are Pagan and Reality.

In high school, there was a guy named Sam Tran. For those not from the San Francisco Bay Area, Sam Trans is the the San Mateo County Transit system, the busses and such. He sat next to Chris Co. Those names cracked me up.

My friend's grandfather was Dick Cox.

[_Fire_]

Not really a funny name but I've always liked the name Elodie.

[Ceethemage]

I love the name Mandie but I'm biased as that's my name.

In funny names I know a mom who named their kid Cordell Walker after Chuck Norris in Walker Texas Ranger.

[Nielah]

i had a fat girl in my class called priscilla de reus
(reus means giant), when she had to call out her name she was emberassed to say her last!
;< poor girl but funny! hope she marries quickly

Rofl'd so hard.. :'))

[MusikDisaster]

I have a friend named Nick Savage. I also know a Samuel Storm.

I wish I had a cool last name. =(

[homerunhomer]

I knew someone with a surname of Ing. Forgot her first name, but she was unmarried and our art teacher so we automatically called her Miss Ing.

And when she wasn't there "Miss Ing is missing". Same joke every time.

[Demonnica]

My girlfriend is reading a swedish blog.
The girl the writes the blog got a daughter.

She is named "ninja"


awesome..

[killjoy]

Way back in 2nd grade, I had a friend named Johnny Bravo. I shit you not. I still have our yearly class picture. I think it's pretty awesome.

[homerunhomer]

oh and my uncle was named after like 12 kings of England (I can't remember the exact name but it was like Edward James George ... etc)

His mother was at that point going off the deep end.

[Rorick]

Played baseball against a black kid named Johny Youngblood...
A kid a couple grades behind me was named Lurkwood

[Gorrath]

i had a supervisor that was named LeGrand Bonnet. doesn't that mean something like 'the big hat' or something? lol

also went to school with a girl named Stormy Morning and one named Macon Pfish

[killjoy]

Oh and one of my cousins had a teacher named Mr. Domash haha...you can imagine the things the kids would say whenever they felt disrespecting the teacher.

[dievariandie]

batman bin supermarr

[Musra]

Actually, my last name is Edvinger and if you change the last E to an A and translate it to English. Then it means Oathwings ^^ so I got a pretty bad ass last name! (it means the same in Swedish if you change the letters)

[Temujin]

My classmates were twins, boy and girl named Jackie and Joe King.

[Darkdruidelf]

Bates is always my favorite last name, just for the 'Hello Master Bates.'