The Best Warcraft Dad?

[Zulkhan]

Well, this thread is really saturated of crude jokes. But I'm dissapointed about one:

Vol'jin, the spiritual father of the Horde family, of course!

This lacks some bite. I'm habit with far more than this. Aren't you giving up a bit 'Berry are you?

Still, I have to admit is compensated by this:

No colder than Dezco's kid.

This is definetely cruel, with that bit of bad taste.

OT: I say we should nominate AU Grommash and MU Garrosh best pseudo-fake-father/son couple of the year. Best thing occured in WoD so far.

[Toppy]

Well, this thread is really saturated of crude jokes. But I'm dissapointed about one:



This lacks some bite. I'm habit with far more than this. Aren't you giving up a bit 'Berry are you?

Still, I have to admit is compensated by this:



This is definetely cruel, with that bit of bad taste.

OT: I say we should nominate AU Grommash and MU Garrosh best pseudo-fake-father/son couple of the year. Best thing occured in WoD so far.

But we never see them interact.

[melzas]

I don't know who is the best but Magni is definetly the worst. He pretty much wanted Moira to be a boy, and was actually disappointed with her only because she was a girl, and he didn't want woman to rule over Ironforge, so she fucked off with Thaurissan... that's some proper bad parenthood.

[Wildtree]

I'm going with Saurfang.
After all he went through, and still finding the loyalty and love for his fallen son.. That was remarkable.

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the list is incorrect and very bad. it doesn't feature prominent dads.

That's why the poll creator gave you an option called "others"..

[Friendlyimmolation]

Grom he played hide and seek with garrosh every day.

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Arcane dust at 10g/per = Auction House dad

I'm sure vereesa enjoyed that mana rod a bit too much.

[Wildberry]

Well, this thread is really saturated of crude jokes. But I'm dissapointed about one:



This lacks some bite. I'm habit with far more than this. Aren't you giving up a bit 'Berry are you?

Sometimes it's about quantity, not quality. Don't worry though, I'm not giving up. As far as tasteless jokes go, I hope the Dezco's dead son one was to your liking.

[Val the Moofia Boss]

I don't know who is the best but Magni is definetly the worst. He pretty much wanted Moira to be a boy, and was actually disappointed with her only because she was a girl, and he didn't want woman to rule over Ironforge, so she fucked off with Thaurissan... that's some proper bad parenthood.

Well... 'Magni Bronzebeard has done what most fathers can only dream of: killed his daughter's boyfriend and buried him in the deepest hole in the world.'

[Arrashi]

Sometimes it's about quantity, not quality. Don't worry though, I'm not giving up. As far as tasteless jokes go, I hope the Dezco's dead son one was to your liking.

Yo, im the one who came up with dezco. Don't steal my glory. That's just cold.

Also zul, your sense of humor is as rigid as dezco's wife. Relax it's cool.

[Zulkhan]

Yo, im the one who came up with dezco. Don't steal my glory. That's just cold.

Well, that was a powerful input, but 'Berry developed it in something gruesome and of bad-taste yet absolutely glorious. I say it won the thread.

Also zul, your sense of humor is as rigid as dezco's wife. Relax it's cool.

Nice try man, but nothing can beat the cold, dead body of a little and innocent baby crushed by his own father's weight.

[McNeil]

Professor Putricide. His creations keep calling him ''daddy'', so I guess he counts.

[Zulkhan]

But we never see them interact.

That's the true poetry. Think about all the possibilities vanished because of unlucky circumstances. Garrosh doing everything for redeem his father's name, Grom being all sentimental when he knew Garrosh was his son, but he never acknowledged him as such when he was still alive, and Garrosh couldn't call Grom "dad" a single, damn time.

The feels, the tragedy, the drama. There's no way to handle this without having an emotional breakdown.

[Wildberry]

Yo, im the one who came up with dezco. Don't steal my glory. That's just cold.

Well darn, I wasted my only response to "It's cold."

I wasn't stealing your thunder, just expanding!

[Allyrion]

That's the true poetry. Think about all the possibilities vanished because of unlucky circumstances. Garrosh doing everything for redeem his father's name, Grom being all sentimental when he knew Garrosh was his son, but he never acknowledged him as such when he was still alive, and Garrosh couldn't call Grom "dad" a single, damn time.

The feels, the tragedy, the drama. There's no way to handle this without having an emotional breakdown.

Yea, plus seeing Garrosh throw Grom out of Mannoroth's death explosion and then giving his father Gorehowl.
Priceless.

Especially since the scene is shot exactly like Grom's death in WC3. But Garrosh is there this time.
They're together but they're not. It's really good.

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Well... 'Magni Bronzebeard has done what most fathers can only dream of: killed his daughter's boyfriend and buried him in the deepest hole in the world.'

You deserve a medal for that one.

[Octavius]

I align my self with Terenas... Come on, which other dad you know who did so few mistakes? Such perfect the fruit of his love.
In the world of seriousness, IMO cairne is the best. Maybe saurfang too.

[Trassk]

My vote is to..

Windle Sparkshine.

He obviously felt such a great sense of pride in his daughter going to theramore to work alongside the then still sane Jaina. And when he got word of his daughters death at garroshs hands, he lit candles that magically made the image of kinndy show in the flame as his final goodbye to her.

This was a subtle story not many know, but a touching one.

[Lavannah]

My vote is to..

Windle Sparkshine.

He obviously felt such a great sense of pride in his daughter going to theramore to work alongside the then still sane Jaina. And when he got word of his daughters death at garroshs hands, he lit candles that magically made the image of kinndy show in the flame as his final goodbye to her.

This was a subtle story not many know, but a touching one.

I was about to hit Chen's button because he's a pretty awesome father figure, but Windle snags it now that you mentioned him. Thank you.

[apepi]

Jaruk Bloodfyre, read his story, you will agree.

[Lolretadin]

Varian, he lets his son be as fabulous as the boy's young heart desires.

[Tyze]

Cairne Bloodhoof. Did loose Baine to the Centaurs once, but not much he could do about that. Will do anything to protect him, great father imo, always by his side. And not just a great father, a wise one aswell.