If you were in a fist fight in a parking lot behind Best Buy?

[Doctor Amadeus]

If you were in a fist fight in a parking lot behind Best Buy would you bite someone if you were losing?

[Famine]

The heck is this?

[derpkitteh]

i would try my best to rip their ears, bite their fingers, dig out an eye, do whatever i can to keep myself safe. i can't fight any other way.

[Doctor Amadeus]

i would try my best to rip their ears, bite their fingers, dig out an eye, do whatever i can to keep myself safe. i can't fight any other way.

You would mutilate someone in a fight? Damn!

[Blueobelisk]

Why would be in a fist fight?

[Doctor Amadeus]

Why would be in a fist fight?

For whatever reason people get into a fist fight, say maybe a parking space.

[Avada Kedavra]

I dont think id resort to biting - maybe if they had me immobolized and that was the ONLY thing i could do - then maybe

[vindicatorx]

No, that is a good way to lose teeth.

[Jun]

I mean, is it a slow-dance, or a fight?

If you're in a fight, you fight to win, as the alternative is probably not acceptable.

If biting is what you can do to beat the other guy, then you do it.

Personally, there are better ways to deal with an opponent.

You know, like, not get in a fight in the first place.

[Calzaeth]

In any fighting situation, my goal is to end it as quickly and efficiently as possible without causing lasting harm to the other person. Basically, I won't try to poke out eyes or break bones, but hurt enough for them to reconsider the whole damn thing. Biting is fine!

Edit: It should be noted, I always do everything in my power to avoid fighting.

[chazus]

The thing is this, it's sort of a "can't be answered" question, because I'd never get in that situation.

1) I wouldn't get into a 'fight' over something so petty as a parking spot. The only reason I'd get into a fight is over something serious, which leads to:
2) If I got into a 'fight' over something serious, I wouldn't use my fists. I'd use everything and anything around me to disable the other person. Biting? No. I'd go for breaking knees, if I was entirely unarmed. Throat punches. Shots to the groin. A rock to the temple.

I love a good scrap, don't get me wrong. I loved sparring with my friends back in the glory days, but those were controlled situations. If I get into a fight, it's for a damn good reason, and if I get into a fight for that good enough of a reason, you bet I'm going to attempt to put them in traction for a half a year. You fight dirty. You make it quick. There's no need to drag out an altercation with fists and biting.

[derpkitteh]

You would mutilate someone in a fight? Damn!

i'd say that the first time i really dig in to their eye they're going to back off enough for me to at least try to run. if they catch me, i'll do more. i'll do what i have to until i can get away.

i'm not a large person, i'm quite small and frail. i literally can't fight legitimately.

[Osoroshii]

Why the hell would I be at Best Buy? That place is dead anymore.

[Azmaria]

Probably wouldn't bite someone if I was fighting with them, at least now since I'm used to putting people into restraints which are fun to do.
I did once long ago had a fist fight in a parking lot (not a best buy one). Ended up being pinned down by an older kid and when I got an arm free I jammed a thumb into his eye to get him off me and kicked him in the face.

[Mifuyne]

The real question would be ;
What am I doing behind best buy?

[Doctor Amadeus]

The real question would be ;
What am I doing behind best buy?

Let say parking your car or anything else you can imagine.

[Belize]

This is oddly specific.

Trying to justify your actions?

[craftyard]

There's no such thing as a fair fight. Do what you have to, as long as it's within the laws of your country.

[Aqua]

I don't think I'd be in a fist fight to start with because I kind of enjoy not loosing teeth and leaking testosterone out of my ears in dumb rage.
There's other ways of ending an argument, If someone took a swing at me I'd likely run off, sit in my car and report them to the police or attempt to use ... y'know, words, those things we spent most of our cumulative evolution developing to become a higher mental class of animal.

Now if the fight was one sided and the jackass had me trapped, you bet your fucking ass I'd bite, kick, damage, any manner of self defense I could think of. People can get seriously damaged in fist fights, brain damaged, necks broken/fractured, even killed in the most extreme circumstances. And anyone instigating a fist fight under duress is a cretin of the highest order.

[Sam the Wiser]

Am I a vampire in your situation?