Poll: Why is beer the most delicious beverage in the world

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    Why is beer so tasty

    Title says it all
    disclaimer: I have finished university this morning and might be slightly intoxicated on liquid gold

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    It really isn't.



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    Infidels
    And while I once agreed with you, I was converted, and now shall spend eternity in mighty Beervan after my husk decomposes and my spirit ascends to the higher plains.

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    Man is genetically predisposed to like cereal grains and sugars. Plants are genetically predisposed to produce yummy cereal grains. It's a win win for us.

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    nothing really compares to a cold one in your hand on a warm day after work.
    As we germans like to say: "Das zischt!"

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    cider > beer

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keren View Post
    cider > beer
    Found the infidel.

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    Just burn me and get it over with.
    I don't think this matters nearly as much as you think it does.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keren View Post
    cider > beer
    Fosters > cider
    Now seeing as fosters is piss in a can, that's saying a thing or two

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    Quote Originally Posted by Explosive Anarchist View Post
    It isn't tasty. I hate the taste of alcohol... and I say this after having been in a fraternity (student club is perhaps the better word since we allowed all genders) for over 4 years... where we binge drank ourselves into oblivion almost every evening during cantus and pub games. Still not sure how I survived all that.
    No wonder you hate it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Explosive Anarchist View Post
    It isn't tasty. I hate the taste of alcohol... and I say this after having been in a fraternity (student club is perhaps the better word since we allowed all genders) for over 4 years... where we binge drank ourselves into oblivion almost every evening during cantus and pub games. Still not sure how I survived all that.
    While I agree with you about alchohol, a good cocktail and a cold beer are always ideal..I too once did not know enlightenment, but forced myself to learn after many situations where beer and wine were the only available beverages... Though I would rather drink hobo urine than a glass of wine still!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winter Blossom View Post
    I don't like beer. I like wine.
    Please don't wine in a beer thread. This is a happy place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Winter Blossom View Post
    I don't like beer. I like wine.
    Must be why you frequent these forums so much.

    But ya beer is nasty. I'll stick to the fruity shit which usually has more alcohol content anyways, mock me all you want light weights.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keren View Post
    cider > beer
    Beer is awful. Long live Cider! (And Gin cocktails) (and wine)
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    All souls bound just contrarywise, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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    Whats your fav? Mine is Hoegaarden or whatever its called

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    I feel like I'm the only guy in the world that thinks beer taste like shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hellhamster View Post
    Man is genetically predisposed to like cereal grains and sugars. Plants are genetically predisposed to produce yummy cereal grains. It's a win win for us.
    Now for a scientific debate, cereal grains were not introduced into our diets (at least European (and thus or colony America)) until the Holocene (around 7000-8000 bp during the Neolithic transition from hunter/gatherer society to agricultural society, in this time can one really be genetically disposed to cereal grains?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Collegeguy View Post
    I feel like I'm so only guy in the world that thinks beer taste like shit.
    I haven't tasted shit, so cant argue on that

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    I'm guessing most people have just tried shitty mass-produced lagers.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wilqq View Post
    I'd have hated it too if I did that, more than likely drunk the cheapest crap available too.

    Nothing beats good IPA.
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