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    Human DNA found in vegetarian hot dogs.

    Take that vegetarians!!


    The company analyzed 345 hot dog and sausage products from 75 brands and 10 retailers, and said they found "human DNA in 2% of the samples, and in 2/3rds of the vegetarian samples."


    http://www.cbsnews.com/news/report-2...ave-human-dna/

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    How much, though? I mean, dead skin and stuff is bound to end up in a lot of food.

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    Meh, whatever. Eating humans is more humane than killing innocent animals.
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    i knew it .. those wierd vegetarians are cannibals!

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    Why the hell are there vegan hot dogs anyway, why do they try to build a fake sausage if you just could eat vegan/ vegetarian food in other forms.

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    They're not hot dogs if they're vegan.

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    Nom Nom Nom.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Flutterguy View Post
    They're not hot dogs if they're vegan.
    More like hot humans.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Vegas82 View Post
    I'm wondering if it's from someone spitting in the disgusting mix they make vegetarian "hot dogs" out of.
    Probably a part of the recipe, to mask the awful taste of tofu

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    What part of us did the DNA come from in the hotdogs??? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bushtuckrman View Post
    What part of us did the DNA come from in the hotdogs??? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
    This reminds me of the South Park episode that aired a couple of weeks ago. The song at the end of the episode.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Revi View Post
    Probably a part of the recipe, to mask the awful taste of tofu
    Tofu is delicious so shush

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    what like hair? skin particles? also just the idea of "vegetarian hot dogs" makes me never want to eat a regualr one again.

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    Vegetarian hotdogs apparently taste like Soylent Green

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    So I take it that Chef Hannibal Lector designed these vegetarian hot dogs?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seiko Sora View Post
    Tofu is delicious so shush
    Tofu only tastes of what you cook it in

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    I wonder if they ran a controlled experiment, and if they found human DNA in normal hotdogs as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Butler Log View Post
    Tofu only tastes of what you cook it in
    Still has a slight flavour which I like

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    Quote Originally Posted by Quetzl View Post
    I wonder if they ran a controlled experiment, and if they found human DNA in normal hotdogs as well.
    Quote Originally Posted by mayhem008 View Post
    Take that vegetarians!!


    The company analyzed 345 hot dog and sausage products from 75 brands and 10 retailers, and said they found "human DNA in 2% of the samples, and in 2/3rds of the vegetarian samples."


    http://www.cbsnews.com/news/report-2...ave-human-dna/
    Sure looks like they did a controlled experiment to me.
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