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    Buy warm socks.
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    "This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can."

    -- Capt. Copeland

  2. #22
    2 chicks at once

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    Quote Originally Posted by aviger View Post
    2 chicks at once
    Adam is gay.
    'Twas a cutlass swipe or an ounce of lead
    Or a yawing hole in a battered head
    And the scuppers clogged with rotting red
    And there they lay I damn me eyes
    All lookouts clapped on Paradise
    All souls bound just contrarywise, yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!

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    Quote Originally Posted by aviger View Post
    2 chicks at once
    Replace the ch with d

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    Quote Originally Posted by Reeve View Post
    Adam is gay.
    two dudes at once...!

  6. #26
    Call friends over, be with your family, go out and eat, hire a hooker. Just treat yourself to something nice.

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    Go give some homeless dude a rimjob.

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    Get a bathrobe, learn how to smoke a pipe.
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    "This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can."

    -- Capt. Copeland

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nakloh View Post
    Go give some homeless dude a rimjob.
    Or the other way around.

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    We will send Rich up to bum you.

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    For my 30th I gave up regular use of recreational drugs. Maybe you could start?

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    Upgrade your wheelchair...


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    Quote Originally Posted by adam86shadow View Post
    I'm 30 in 5 weeks and literally have no idea what to do on the day, any suggestions?

    Everybody keeps saying I should celebrate because doctors said I wouldn't survive past 15 and very few people with my condition hit 30
    Holy shit you're old too! Man my world is collapsing today lol.

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    Go to mexico and buy prostitutes and coke for everything you got.

  15. #35
    Run around naked!! NAKED I TELL YOU!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nosebleeds View Post
    Go to mexico and buy prostitutes and coke for everything you got.
    Coke and rent boys would be a good start yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by adam86shadow View Post
    I'm 30 in 5 weeks and literally have no idea what to do on the day, any suggestions?
    Make some friends. They'll have way enough idea for you.
    Quote Originally Posted by primalmatter View Post
    nazi is not the abbreviation of national socialism....
    When googling 4 letters is asking too much fact-checking.

  18. #38
    I'm 30. For my birthday I found a new job. I love my new job
    MY X/Y POKEMON FRIEND CODE: 1418-7279-9541 In Game Name: Michael__

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    Shave the hair on your ears.
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    "This will be a fight against overwhelming odds from which survival cannot be expected. We will do what damage we can."

    -- Capt. Copeland

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    Beat off 30 times

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