Recent Blue Posts
Mount Up for the Northrend Cup!
Mount Up for the Northrend Cup!
Blizzard must stop introducing neutral races immediately
Did Blizzard just hotfix an ilvl requirement onto Awakened LFR?
Premades Epic Battleground
MMO-Champion
What are some of the silliest, humorous or just ludicrous quotes you have come across in video games?
For me, the Guild Master in Fable has one of the most ridiculous quotes when you attack him:
"Hey! Have you no respect for Guild Masters? You should show more respect while you are here! I could break you...so leave it!". It's impossible to take him seriously.
What's your choice?
Recent Forum Posts
-
2011-11-22, 03:19 AM #1Deleted
Most ridiculous Video Game quotes
Last edited by mmoc2f7dfebfb1; 2011-11-22 at 08:21 AM.
-
2011-11-22, 06:27 AM #2Legendary!
- Join Date
- Mar 2011
- Posts
- 6,699
Mine's more of a whole situation than a quote, but it was still hilarious in context. In the newest Zelda game, one of the sidequests takes you to an inn called Pumpkin Landing, and it's got a large fancy chandelier. The owner's gushing over it and a sign on a balcony says not to make a ruckus upstairs because it could knock over the chandelier. Well, on top of the chandelier was a heart piece.... which I desperately wanted. I rolled into the walls a few times and the chandelier comes crashing down right on top of the dining table in the middle of the inn. All the patrons and employees gasp and scream, except for the owner.... The camera cuts to him staring sort of bewildered at the player for a few seconds, just about to burst.
"WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?"
That inn owner is now my favorite NPC ever.
-
2011-11-22, 06:42 AM #3Grunt
- Join Date
- Aug 2011
- Location
- ABQ,NM
- Posts
- 21
"they set us up the bomb" -zero wing (NES) a game made famous for its horrible translation to English. the "all your base are Belong to us" is from that game aswell
-
2011-11-22, 06:47 AM #4Legendary!
- Join Date
- Apr 2008
- Posts
- 6,516
Wasnt that quote actually "someone set up us the bomb"?
Originally Posted by User320
-
2011-11-22, 06:48 AM #5Dreadlord
- Join Date
- Nov 2009
- Posts
- 785
The entire script to Skies of Arcadia Legends.
Great game but every single line is complete cheeseball.
-
2011-11-22, 06:49 AM #6Pandaren Monk
- Join Date
- Jun 2009
- Posts
- 1,791
Sheogorath = best quotes everTell them that the Lich King is dead...and the World of Warcraft...died with him.
-
2011-11-22, 06:54 AM #7Bloodsail Admiral
- Join Date
- Nov 2009
- Posts
- 1,022
This guy is great
-
2011-11-22, 06:54 AM #8Deleted
Do a Barrel Roll ?
-
2011-11-22, 06:57 AM #9Mechagnome
- Join Date
- Nov 2010
- Location
- VDNKh
- Posts
- 687
lol dem daedra XD Originally Posted by Senbo
as for me, it would have to be "Get out of here Stalker" (might want to repeat this like 11 times if you know what i mean)"The instinct of self-preservation? You call it that. Yes, i will sink my teeth into life. Fuck your evolution. Let other species wait their turn. I'm not a lamb being led to the slaughter."
~Hunter
What is better, to be born good? or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?
~Paarthurnax
my attempts at being funny with skyrim
-
2011-11-22, 06:59 AM #10Pandaren Monk
- Join Date
- Mar 2011
- Posts
- 1,877
Ok, i got to admit this is awesome =D Originally Posted by Senbo
Might play the game now just to get to know more about it ahaha.English is not my main language so grammar errors might happen.
-
2011-11-22, 07:04 AM #11Mechagnome
- Join Date
- Dec 2009
- Posts
- 533
Just so that this quote doesn't appear ANYMORE in this thread...
"Tempest Keep was merely a set back!"
-
2011-11-22, 07:12 AM #12Dreadlord
- Join Date
- Jul 2009
- Location
- Coral Springs, Florida
- Posts
- 823
Borderlands has the best quotes of any game ever. Scooter in particular.
"Hey, you the one killin' all the crap when people ask? The Catch-a-Ride near Fyrestone is more busted than my momma's girl parts. Really appreciate you takin' a poke at that. The uh, system, not my mom. Hot dog down a Skag den, know what I'm sayin'?"
"Word now's the Vault's real. Well, if it is real, what'd anyone put in the damn thing? Gold? Hot chicks? ...Monkeys?"
"Shit and meatballs! Didn't think I'd ever see your dumb ass again! Did you really open the Vault? Did that Steele chick take her clothes off yet? I need details though. Act all casual like when I say this. I'm gonna speak in code, so I hope you have the mental capacity to follow. Your 'lady friend' told me to send you to 'Moxxi's place' when you stopped by... If you know what I'm saying."
Honestly I could go on forever with Scooter quotes or General Knoxx, or Marcus, or Doctor Zed/Ned, or that one Crimson Lance soldier singing the Ice Cream Day song.Last edited by MusikDisaster; 2011-11-22 at 07:16 AM.
-
2011-11-22, 07:15 AM #13Immortal
- Join Date
- May 2011
- Posts
- 7,514
All your bases are belong to us.
-
2011-11-22, 08:00 AM #14I am Murloc!
- Join Date
- Aug 2008
- Posts
- 5,520
You Spoony Bard!
-
2011-11-22, 08:07 AM #15Herald of the Titans
- Join Date
- May 2009
- Location
- Orange Park, Fl
- Posts
- 2,934
While I love the series to death it always cracked me up when colone from MGS would say thing like "Press the action button to go down the ladder"
"Didn't we have some fun...though? Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said 'Goodbye' and you were like 'No way' and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you'......that was great"
-
2011-11-22, 08:16 AM #16Fluffy Kitten
- Join Date
- Aug 2011
- Posts
- 5,427
Definitely "I hear its amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on Hari Kiri Rock. I need scissors! 61!" MGS2, of course.
-
2011-11-22, 08:22 AM #17Banned
- Join Date
- Jan 2010
- Location
- Virginia, USA
- Posts
- 7,317
"this guy are sick"
Aeris - Final Fantasy VII
-
2011-11-22, 10:13 AM #18Deleted
Ill rip your head off and s**t down your neck - Duke Nukem :P
-
2011-11-22, 10:57 AM #19Deleted
Rofl at this one
-
2011-11-22, 11:00 AM #20Fluffy Kitten
- Join Date
- Mar 2010
- Location
- Treno
- Posts
- 19,507
That General Store vendor in Whiterun in Skyrim.
Talkin about selling his sister, and asking if you have any relatives you'd sell.
And then the way he says "Do come back" when you exit.
Reply With Quote
