I normally wake up early (5 am) to go running before work. Well this morning, I walked out of my garage to find 2 (still burning) "religious" candles (one with The Virgin Mary and one with Jesus), an empty 40 of Mickey's malt liquor, a single white rose and an empty bottle of Stella Artois arranged neatly in my driveway. I live in a pretty quiet neighborhood in a pretty quiet suburb.
Anyone have any theories as to what this all means? Am I living in a gateway to hell that must be protected with some kind of bizarre midnight mass?