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    Why are 5-6 year olds so F-ing funny to observe xD

    I am studying to be a teacher, part of that is helping an actual teacher to learn the basics and stuff.

    So I go to a elementary school 2 days a week and help out all day etc.



    I work with 5-6 year olds and honestly they crack me up a LOT.


    Example, this one 5 year old from another class hit a kid from my class on the head with a toy truck, and I was like: Omg, are you hurt? (because usually the reaction is crying etc) and he was like: ......*pokerface* no...

    They can't walk completely straight yet (balance and such not fully developed) which is funny to watch.

    And sometimes they are just plain rude etc (honesty you know :P)

    They hit each other for the most stupid reasons, but when one of them starts crying the rest is like: :/............:/

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    they're not yours. its funny to watch a kid run around and bang its head on the table until you realize thats your son that you have to rush to the hospital.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Providence View Post
    they're not yours. its funny to watch a kid run around and bang its head on the table until you realize thats your son that you have to rush to the hospital.
    No kid bangs his head on the table. o.0

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    Quote Originally Posted by Providence View Post
    its funny to watch a kid run around and bang its head on the table
    what the hell man?
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    5 year olds hitting each other over their heads and can't balance or walk straight, is this a special ed class?? I have a 2 and a 3 year old... definitely coordinated enough. but yes the attitude and reaction they make when they get embarassed can be quite interesting to watch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Agetro View Post
    5 year olds hitting each other over their heads and can't balance or walk straight, is this a special ed class?? I have a 2 and a 3 year old... definitely coordinated enough. but yes the attitude and reaction they make when they get embarassed can be quite interesting to watch.
    They can walk, but not perfect you know, because their bodies are still out of proportion. (big ass heads etc)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mayhem View Post
    what the hell man?
    oh please, i'm not the only one who finds that hilarious.
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    Quote Originally Posted by coolkingler1 View Post
    They can walk, but not perfect you know, because their bodies are still out of proportion. (big ass heads etc)
    Those sound more like oompa loompas than children to me.

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    Urg I teach kids 5-8 karate, Totally, Not, Fun in a school enviroment where their allowed to play and mess around I guess that would be fine, but my own exp? Naaah
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    Quote Originally Posted by RICH1471 View Post
    Those sound more like oompa loompas than children to me.
    -.- You know what I mean, they just can't walk perfectly yet. Motor skills then :/

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    I find them annoying =/

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    Kids say the most hilarious shit sometimes. I don't know how many times my son has said something so random at the dinner table that makes me and my husband burst out laughing. They're awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolkingler1 View Post
    No kid bangs his head on the table. o.0
    0/ *sadface*

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    Lets eat them.

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    I used to work at a Kumon and I agree kids around those age are absolutely hilarious. You'll hear some of the most original non-vulgar yet insulting one-liners come out of their mouths.

    That said, once they're 11+ they just become really freakin' annoying
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    I find them annoying =/
    This, I wish you could just adopt a 20+ year old who has a diploma and a job already!

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    Quote Originally Posted by coolkingler1 View Post
    No kid bangs his head on the table. o.0
    I did.....in school.

    Swinging on my chair. OH SHIT. Head cracked open.

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    I found the 8-10 age group to be the best when I worked at camp. Old enough you didn't fully need to babysit them but don't have any attitude of a teenager yet.

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    I used to watch 3-5 year olds at a preschool. There was this one little kid at recess who opened a fresh tube of tennis balls and was walking around with them. After a while he decides to throw them across the playground and they are quickly picked up by three other kids. He starts crying and having a nervous breakdown and eventually the other kids give him back the balls. He immediately stops crying and then hands the balls right back to the kids who returned them to him. One of them was this little girl who looks at me and says "That was so dumb..."
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    I just lol'ed, reading this thread, and it's comments.
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