[Megathread] Mass Effect 3

[Grizzly Willy]

Overly literal, party of you.

And now I remember why I don't post in this thread.

[Oerba Yun Fang]

I found this highly amusing. And, yes, I'm easily amused.

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And to that infrographic. People actually use Vega and he has an 82% survival rate!?!?!? Wtf is wrong with my Vega and I thought everyone hated him. Massive lmao at Kaiden as well hahaha, so much fail.

Vega has grown on me a little since his first impression was less than spectacular. The problem is that he was intended to be a character that the new ME player could easily relate to, and he also doesn't have the benefit of several games worth of presence.

[Oerba Yun Fang]

Honestly I think I ended up liking Vega as much as I do because of his constant flirting with FemShep and then getting his foot stuck in his mouth when she asks him if he's ever going to make good on it all. It was hilarious and adorable. lol

[WarpedAcorn]

You're surprised they sexualized an asari? Their entire species are the sexpots of the galaxy. Just be glad they didn't use Jack's outfit on her!

This is true, and I'm 100% okay with this. It fits their culture and it does make them more unique in the galaxy with all these other interesting races. I also love the dialogue you get in Ilium's bar with the bachelor party and everyone sees the Asari as being attractive, and wondering if the Asari somehow mind control other to making them look attractive.

BUT...Samara is a Justicar. Her attire, if anything like her beliefs, should be strict and no-nonsense. Could she use sexual persuasion to influence people? My money is on yes. Has anything she has ever said or done indiciate she would actually do this? No.

Ultimately her attire is a very minor complaint in my book. Again, her character is so well done that it grants a lot of slack that more than covers her...uhh...lack of coverage. =)

And Jack...Jack's attire is fine, but every time I see it I just scratch my head on HOW those straps can perfectly cover her nipples when she's moving around. I'm all for Jack looking trashy, but the physics of her straps just boggle my mind.

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Vega has grown on me a little since his first impression was less than spectacular. The problem is that he was intended to be a character that the new ME player could easily relate to, and he also doesn't have the benefit of several games worth of presence.

Yeah I hated Vega at first for being "the new guy" when I had all these cool old squadmates. But he did grow on me as well. Also from a gameplay perspective, he is a friggin beast on the battlefield. Still though, as far as bro's go, he's got nothing on my main man Garrus.

[Grizzly Willy]

Right, it's not a deal breaker or anything. Just a minor note.

As for Jack, double sided tape. :X

[Oerba Yun Fang]

And Jack...Jack's attire is fine, but every time I see it I just scratch my head on HOW those straps can perfectly cover her nipples when she's moving around. I'm all for Jack looking trashy, but the physics of her straps just boggle my mind.

I GREATLY preferred her ME3 look. Didn't really mind her ME2 outfit but the whole "nothing but strategically placed material" look was a bit much.

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As for Jack, double sided tape. :X

Oh god that sounds painful. LOL

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I did really like this Jack cosplay I found eons ago though.



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This is how ME3 should have ended.

[Draknalor186]

fail jack cosplay.. she's wearing a tatoo shirt... gief us dah boobs =P

[Oerba Yun Fang]

fail jack cosplay.. she's wearing a tatoo shirt... gief us dah boobs =P

You say that like Jack had more than gumdrops. lol

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You say that like Jack had more than gumdrops. lol

Men love all boobs.

[Draknalor186]

You say that like Jack had more than gumdrops. lol

they should make some ecchi anime writer design the boobs for the next mass effect game ^^

[Oerba Yun Fang]

they should make some ecchi anime writer design the boobs for the next mass effect game ^^

I've seen what that would look like many times already. Ahhh, internet and their rule 34s. lol

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They would bounce too much.
Doesnt fit Jack, but maybe Tali.

[Adam Jensen]

This is how ME3 should have ended.

And of course, someone, somewhere, finds a way to cosplay Sovereign.

[Oerba Yun Fang]

And of course, someone, somewhere, finds a way to cosplay Sovereign.

I thought that was Harbinger what with the four dohickies at the bottom. Ah hell all the Reapers look the same anyway.

[Statix]

Jack > Samara.

Speaking of Jack:



That's Dasha Astafieva, from a Ukrainian pop group called NikitA.

Note: Don't search for images of her at work.

[Karrotlord]

Ah hell all the Reapers look the same anyway.

Stop being so racist! Do Reapers count as a race?

[Deleted]

Stop being so racist! Do Reapers count as a race?

Well according to Sovereign each Reaper is a Nation so I would say that Reapers count as a Race. I mean the Geth count as a Race too so why not?

BTW: 800 BITCHEZ Yeah that thread is growing a lot.

[Oerba Yun Fang]

Jack is my wallpaper right now. :P On one of my monitors, anyway.

http://home.intekom.com/CroMagnon/ME3/Jack.jpg

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close to 16 000 posts.
Thats alot of bitching about the ending.