Taxi cab confessions of LoL player

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Hi. Just a quick thread on your stories in LoL.
Based on the WoW version some players made while they were waiting for patch time. http://www.mmo-champion.com/threads/...f-a-WoW-player

I am that player that shouts "Easy" even though I had a good game and it was not easy by any standard.

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i admit, i type "easy" when i lose

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If im playing a jungler and someone is being rude to me they wont get any ganks. Im the guy who picks last and is willing to play support if our team needs one.

[Maelle]

If people start up with KS bullcrap, I wait until they bite off a bit more than they can chew expecting me to step in and help: Then leave them to die. When they complain I say I was worried I might accidentally "steal their kill".

I'm on EU west, when people start jabbering away in spanish / german whatever, and you just know it's bitching about everyone, I insult them in Danish ^^ you see people learn german / french / spanish basic in school.... but who learns danish? xD (other than danes obviously)

[Xyanide]

I like to pretend I'm a BR to make everyone in game mad :v

[warrenswag]

i like to spam words in chat through the whole game and Xyanide is dumb

[personn5]

If people start up with KS bullcrap, I wait until they bite off a bit more than they can chew expecting me to step in and help: Then leave them to die. When they complain I say I was worried I might accidentally "steal their kill".

I do this several times, or whenever they start bitching at the team when they die for stupid reasons (we've told you their mid and jungler is missing,and you wanna push bot turret on your own? That'll work out GREAT)

I got tired of losing last night so I played Yi to get us a few wins. I feel ashamed (But it was fun, too >.>)

[Niku]

I play a lot of Dominion.

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I call "bg 2 ez" in bot games :/

[Sundreamer]

i keep my rage for myself instead of raging at people even if they are bad /GASP!!!

[Charge me Doctor]

When i have bad solo que times, i que against bots and play garen untill i get 50 kills on them.
Boom 1.5k crits from Q. They make me happy

[khalltusk]

If I play against anivia I bring out the egg puns.

If I play Renekton I roleplay. NASUS WHERE ARE YOU BROTHER? one game someone said he was at baron (their team had no nasus) I went looking for him. They laughed

[Sentess]

I don't mind KSing, if I play anything but support.

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I've pulled a MacLaren more times than I'd like to admit.
That wall <3

[Xanjori]

The only thing Id ever consider that I do bad that I shouldnt is rage at people that start chatting crap in chat. I dont care if you're having a bad game, just dont start trying to blame others or run your mouth.

Also if you spam chat with another language, I will insult your country non stop.

[NotValidAnymore]

When people ask me where I'm from, I say I'm from Swaziland, even though I can't back that up at all.

[Liquephyre]

If I've had a few bad games I'll queue up Batman Teemo.

[Rampant Rabbit]

If people start up with KS bullcrap, I wait until they bite off a bit more than they can chew expecting me to step in and help: Then leave them to die. When they complain I say I was worried I might accidentally "steal their kill".

I'm on EU west, when people start jabbering away in spanish / german whatever, and you just know it's bitching about everyone, I insult them in Danish ^^ you see people learn german / french / spanish basic in school.... but who learns danish? xD (other than danes obviously)

rødgrød med fløde.

[Duronos]

KS just sometimes gets on my last ends and I usually will respond with, "doesn't exist broseph".

[Fenlnir]

I always make terrible jokes, probably because Fiddle drains the hell out of me. >.<