I think I have a secret admirer at work

[Grummgug]

So I've been working this new office job for 3 weeks. For the past 2 weeks I've been getting surprise gifts on my desk when I go on break. I come back and there's a cupcake or piece of candy. Several of the women in the office have this knowing smile when they look at me. A few of them ask me "what did you do this weekend?" which may be a way of digging for information about my interests for my secret admirer. I point blank ask them who is leaving these gifts and they smile and turn away.

I don't know who it is! It COULD be my supervisor. She's really hot and there's a good vibe between us. We're both intelligent and good-looking. Under normal circumstances, I'd straight up ask the girl out and see what happens, but in this case it would also mean quitting my job. And it might not be her.

So, that's it. There is nothing I can do about it. I have on several occasions gotten love notes from girls at work, college, high school out of the blue and I had no idea. Maybe this secret admirer will do the same someday.

[Mormolyce]

Clearly a stalker. Get your mace and shotgun ready.

[Tierbook]

Clearly a stalker. Get your mace and shotgun ready.

or better yet... your mace shotgun... mine shoots out 3 different types of mace

[Deleted]

or better yet... your mace shotgun... mine shoots out 3 different types of mace

My mace can fires 3 types of shotgun. I WIN!

[Soisoisoi]

If they do it all the time walk out the room and wait a few seconds and look back. That, or leave your phone recording setup to see your desk (like, leaning behind the monitor or something). Then watch the video.

[Buttfear]

I smell fresh meat in the office.

[Deleted]

Do yourself a favour and do not get involved with someone you work with, especially a superior.

[Maxilian]

I HATE YOU

reason #1:

We're both intelligent and good-looking

reason #2

I have on several occasions gotten love notes from girls at work, college, high school out of the blue and I had no idea.

Well now OT: it can be something good, but you know that it can be a stalker so it can be dangerous, well at least that doesn't happen to the guys (well at least not often) unless they are those "cute" looking guys

[Theinquisition]

It was me....haha...gotcha

[bekilrwale]

I like the idea of setting up your phone as a surveillance device. If it is your supervisor then I side with Rich about not getting in a relationship with her. Tell her that it is a rule of yours that you don't date coworkers for obvious reasons.

[starkey]

Or they could be teasing you.

[Deleted]

Hide a video camera nearby, mystery solved.

[Angrybathtub]

Stay away from these work relationships. They're a recipe for disaster.

[Hooked]

Love notes?. You must work at burger king.

[Xl House lX]

We're both intelligent and good-looking.

Must be nice huh? Being perfect and all.

Lol sorry that was super cocky sounding to me, I just had to point it out. Well if your gonna let fear get the best of ya then so be it.

[Pull My Finger]

Wow, sounds familiar. The sweets, the presents on the desk - I had that situation too. I was even getting underwear and stuff like that. I did know who it was however and she was completely delusional and a real whacko. No way of making it clear to her that it's not gonna fly.

The whole thing could reach a point where it starts being really, really awkward and jeopardizes your job, so I suggest resolving the matter. Next time you get a present, throw the stuff away and make sure the other chickens see it; the stalking one will get to hear it without a doubt. Maybe she'll get it.

[v2prwsmb45yhuq3wj23vpjk]

Next time you're on break, leave a small creme puff on your desk with an attention-grabbing sign that says "For you, Cupcake Leaver".

Secretly fill the cupcake with sleeping pills or acid, whoever is extremely tired or tripping balls is the secret admirer.




















Ok just kidding, don't do that. Also people who are saying to stay away from work relationships, that's mostly only an issue if your work could put you into some sort of conflict (one of you fucks up or has authority over the other).

[Championn]

The Illuminati.

[Deleted]

My mace can fires 3 types of shotgun. I WIN!

My fires can shotgun 3 types of mace. If this makes sense to you then you are awesome.

Ot: well, I would just enjoy the gifts and make sure you never let your facebook open (in case of crazy ass stalkers)

[Deleted]

Whoever it is, fuck that.

Never date people you work with.