What is the first thing you do when you wake up every morning?

[Rukentuts]

Rip ass.

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[Katharine]

Lately I've been checking to see if the Heart of the Swarm Beta has started.

[Wynnyelle]

Turn alarm off (if it's set), take pills, pee, get breakfast and browse various sites. If I'm going to class, I only do this for a few minutes before I get in the shower but if I have the day off to do whatever, then I'll dillydally before getting a shower and doing whatever needs doing.

[Dacien]

Brush my teeth and fix my hair (i.e., throw water in it).

[Powerogue]

need to wake up at a sane hour: quickly turn off the alarm and snooze about 15 minutes without a backup alarm. thankfully that's worked so far, but I really need a better system.

don't need to wake up at a sane hour: SLEEP. IN. Until such point I wake up naturally, my eyes don't hurt, and can just crawl out of bed. change clothes, take awful retainers out, usual wake-up routine.

[Gandrake]

i tell my friends on vent to shut up

[Deleted]

open my eye's
Take a large drink of what ever juice I set up night before due to my throat always being very dry. listen to the news for 5-10 mins,. then get up, show and get on with the day.

[Luko]

Brush my teeth. I haaaaaate having funky breath. Even when it's not bad, it's more of a preventative measure.

[personn5]

Tuesday/thursday:
turn off alarm clock/phone alarms, check for any messages, turn on computer and while it's starting up, go make some coffee and start breakfast.
Eat breakfast near my computer while reading through a few threads on several sites, or random articles, and read through a few webcomics.
Monday/wednesday: Same thing, except for lunch instead of breakfast, don't have to wake up until around noon on those days.

[Amsden]

usually fall into the shower and just lay there while ice cold water falls on me for a few minutes.

[Deleted]

Think of a new stupid thing to do to ruin yet another day.

[Anakso]

I also press snooze way more than I should or want to. I wish I could hear my alarm and spring out of bed all raring to go, but I cannot

Anyway morning ritual is get out of bed eventually, brush my teeth, go to the toilet, grab a V from the fridge. Turn on my computer and check Gen OT/Fun stuff and post 'good morning all' and a number in the PvM thread

I just got up so right now I'm on the check Gen OT/Fun stuff part heh. Just got my V

[BlueGender]

I stretch. Then fall back sleep. repeat. When I finally get up, I take a pee. Over the next 5-10 minutes, I check the internet. Then I go poop because, I do not poop until I have gone pee in the morning. And then I do what ever for the day.

[vizzle]

25 push ups and sit ups to get the metabolism going and force the body to wake up, then go down to get some quick breakfast, noodles or toast usually.

[Mormolyce]

Stagger into shower, blast with hot water until I feel vaguely human again.

I also realized this morning that I do this every freakin' morning.. I get out of bed, opening my balcony-door, turning on my monitor and take a piss.

I'd hate to be under your balcony.