Nevermind how damn difficult it is to get one conjured item to land on top of another these days (I believe Blizzard has put some sort of conjured item clipping in place - even when I try, the portal spawns an inch to the left of when I may be trying to 'cover up'), I assure you, I lined up a mage table, a banquet and a portal all in a row, a kind of 'pick your poison' type situation.
But I understand how that'd be hard to believe :-P