What do you do when a strange naked girl crawls in your bed at night?

[Deleted]

I'd kick her the fuck out.
She's a stranger and I'm not a cheater.

If she's hot and my gf would approve, then maybe, just maybe I would do different. or well, do both...

My girlfriend would ask me if I'd approve.
She's bisexual and gets aroused by women easily. xD

[Deleted]

Depends if it's like Samara from Ring type of girl or Rosie Huntington-Whiteley type of girl.

[Deleted]

If she didn't look like a crack addict, maybe I'd stay put.

[Rob D]

Call the police. Since I lock the door every night, she broke in.
And I would wonder what she did with my dog, as she (the dog) is very protective when it comes to strangers knocking or worse, entering the apartment.

[Deleted]

fuck no, could be some STD ridden skank. not taking that chanse!

[Butler to Baby Sloths]

Throw them out, call the police. If you are somebody like Bam Margera it is probably some skank from the gutter press wanting to write a kiss and tell piece.

[Deleted]

I would probably start kicking it in blind fear : | I would think it was a huge bug comming to eat me or something.

[Lupinemancer]

Oh I'm not sure I should tell that, but I have a few thoughts

[Granyala]

Not possible. The moment she'd open the door I'd be awake, as such she wouldn't even get the chance to enter my bed.

[Azutael]

I dunno, she could have raped me and I bet I wouldn't notice. I am a very heavy sleeper... XD
And if I woke up with a girl stranger in bed, I would be very confused, probably a bit frightened as well.

Add a couple of manly screams, and that's probably what my reaction would be like.

Or I would beat the shit out of her, who knows. It could be a moose, giant bug or something equally weird. Impossible to tell!

[Destruktion]

I'd probably react the same Bam did.
At least I'd like to think so

[Deleted]

So many funny responds so far.

Plus.. why do ppl think that a huge bug is coming to eat them lol? Do huge bugs feel like a human mouth at first?

@Veyne

You're truly right, my desperation is big at the moment. But Im on my way with a girl I've dates 2 times so far, today third date (at her house ).

@Topic,

Of course I would be a bit freaked out at first, who would remain totally calm with a stranger in your bed when its dark? Could be gay dude as well.

[Kerath]

Kick her out because she's obviously crazy, and as PizzaSHARK often says: You don't put your dick in crazy!

[Deleted]

Right... Michael Jackson was framed by 10 year old kids. What's next? He did all the operations because his face got burned? Don't be naive.

Framed? He didn't get convicted, there was never any decent proof. Don't be naive.

Also, the nosejobs were a result of years of mental torture from his father, who openly mocked his 'big' nose.

On-topic: I'd also start masturbating and afterwards maybe a movie or some dinner?

[anveena]

I would ask her how she managed to get into the house without my dog noticing.

[Nuvuk]

Since Im married I would like to think that if I was single then yeah I would but really do you know how scary it is when someone you dont know just walks right into your house uninvited? Hot or not I probably would be moving or get heavy duty locks put on my doors after calling the police. Hell I hate it when people put their face next to mine and wake me up.

[Deleted]

I'd wonder how she got inside and into my bed without me waking up before that considering I have to pretty much tackle my bedrooms door open if I close it.

[breadisfunny]

i would say hi there.

[Leyon222]

My first reaction would prolly be, "wtf? was i drunk last night?"
then make a big facepalm,
realize I didnt drink last night,
my brain would go numb as it has no logic explanation,
and after that I have no clue what i would do.

[RüneRS]

I would scream and run away cause as gamer i never seen a naked girl before...

*cough*

3 huzzahs for the most honest post on this forum ever !