What do you do when a strange naked girl crawls in your bed at night?

[Wikko]

The smell of desperation is strong on you.

The smell of acting a tough guy on internet, when infact you're just 14 year old and never seen a naked girl except your sister is also strong in you.

[Santti]

The smell of acting a tough guy on internet, when infact you're just 14 year old and never seen a naked girl except your sister is also strong in you.

I think you are the tougher internet badass here, judging from how you replied to him.

I would have acted the same way. Call the cops. It's the only sensible thing to do in that situation. I mean, you have to be quite desperate to go for her.

[Rukentuts]

Call the fucking cops, because she's probably the ugliest thing I've ever seen.

[Deleted]

post about a naked girl, strange link..... seems legit.

Ehm...seriously?...THAT distrustful?... like really?


OT: Well that's certainly a wtf moment.

[Shâréz]

If it's a stranger: freak out and call the cops on her.
If it's someone I know: ask her wtf she thinks she's doing.

[Mazar]

Hopefully preform well!

[Reeve]

Hopefully preform well!

I assume you mean perform, not that you're going to preform something. And I assume that you mean you'd perform a magic trick well, like making her disappear, right?

[Rukentuts]

And I assume that you mean you'd perform a magic trick well

Making a pencil disappear?

[Deleted]

I would be pretty sure that kind of behaviour means she's some kind of psycho and would do the same as the guy in the link. I don't think I would want that even as a staged fantasy with a girlfriend cause it's just creepy.

[tibben]

Well, given the fact that he's married and that girl is obviously insane I think he made a pretty good decision. I'm also married and given the fact that I sleep in the same bed as my wife I'm pretty certain it would end with the same result. Assuming my wife didn't smash her face in first.

[zEmini]

Happened to me before. She was naked and decently hot. I let her and her friends sleep on my couch after a night of drinking. At the time my heart was racing and I was so confused that I didn't know what to do or think. So I just sat there and cuddled a little bit.

Turns out, that she pissed herself in her sleep on my couch and wanted someplace dry to sleep.

Looking back at that now, I would of probably gone caveman on her.

[skrump]

I would double wrap my jimmy, turn on a voice recorder to have some proof it wasn't rape and then I would tap that ass.

It's really not my problem if she is mentally retarded or not, I highly doubt any judge would convict a man for having consensual sex under such strange circumstances.
In any case as long as the judge isn't some feminist nazi who utterly hates everything with a penis a sexual assault case would end with me being the Victim.

[Maggibesti]

Im single, so fuck it, this would be the dream coming true! What single man wouldn't want a naked woman to crawl into their bed? Well, assuming she would be young and beautiful of course.

[Deleted]

Maybe she was ugly too. I mean, we already know she was stupid and crazy, so only beauty is left as we excluded intelligence and the good type of crazy.