This is a Magikarp
It was always my dream to train one of these badboys to the point he
learned tackle (allows in later generations), and get him to level 100.
I would proceed to dominate all other pokemon trainers with a fish
out of water, who would splash and fish slap (tackle) his way to victory.
I would then proceed to take this awesome magikarp online
where I would then proceed to have this magikarp in the
top 10 percent of magikarp. Then when I had the best
Magikarp ever. I would then kill it and I would
proceed to eat it so it would make me
powerful. Because that's totally
how fish work!
Lemons
* Wall Eyes