Tip: Read tips.
Tip: Read tips.
"Stop complaining"
"You are not special"
"Okay, now we've come this far, I think I can safely tell you. Behold, the truth."
Tip: Remember that everything is a set back. So be prepared!
Tip: "Thrall's Balls! They're everywhere!"
Tip: Daily quests are optional, and you don't need to do them then get mad at us for it.
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
that'd be mine
Tip: If you're playing a male blood elf death knight you might want to consider buying a race change.
Players from Italian realms do not speak english and will grief your group. (Mostly)
A serious one:
Stop gemming like it's Cataclysm
A funny one:
Every time you masturbate, a val'kyr gets its wings.
A weird observation I found:
In his current form, Malfurion resembles Illidan, with wings, claws, and things growing out of his head.
Tip: Killing low level players makes you a douchebag!
"While in a dungeon group, you should turn off and/or refrain from using any threat generating abilities (such as Growl, Righteous Fury, Defensive Stance, Provoke, etc) unless you have been designated as the 'Tank'."
I don't even want it as a loading-screen tool-tip, it should be permanently displayed in the dungeon finder tab.
tip: Dailies aren't mandatory so stop complaining about there being too many!
Tip: The zipper goes in front.
"You will not get a Blizzard reply on MMO-Champion."
"Transmog sets that dress your characters are skimpily as possible just make you look like a tool."
"Stop bitching about (Insert FOTM class). Maybe you're just bad?"
Steve Irwin died the same way he lived. With animals in his heart.