In the name of Butts of house Buvvins the first of his name Queen of the Andrys and the first Butt, Lord of the Seven Butts and protector of da buvvins. Chat thread, I charge you to bring the butt's justice to the false butts and all those who acted the mickey. I denounce them, and attaint them, I strip them of all privileges and sentence them to exile to the pony thread.