The Alliance persecute our GOD GIVEN RIGHT to consume the succulent and delicious corpse meat and decomposing organ juices of our enemies, that's why! Why just the other day I had just gotten a human warriors brain melted to just the consistency I like, and his brother shows up and INSISTS on giving him a "proper funeral and burial" without so much as offering me a BITE! Typical human scum! I can't believe how wasteful they are. A full slab of human corpse can goes for about 7g 67s a pound over in Undercity and they just want to bury it in the ground! Some of them even reduce the cadavers completely to ash! Who the hell cooks human to well done? You might as well be eating Dwarf at that point. Unbelievable! I'm not made of money, dammit.
If I tag it, bag it, and prep it, I have every right to eat it. That's just the law of the land, my friend. Mother nature at her very roots! Try explaining that to those self righteous, addlepated philistines over in Stormwind though! I splash a little marinade on a couple sickly orphans in the cathedral district and somehow I'M the monster! Apparently being prepared is a crime! Not a single law on the books to back it up, mind you, but that didn't stop those uncivilized jackasses from sicking about 12 guards on me. It's not like I was going to eat them then and there! I'm not a bloody savage! It takes 24 hours for the teriyaki flavor to really set in and loosen up the meat. 48 if you're not in a hurry...and for the record, I WASN'T! I was only using one orb devouring plagues for crying out loud. Low and slow is the only way to go with orphans and the elderly as it is with all forms of tougher meat. I tried explaining that to the guards but nooooo! They just kept smacking away with their swords like the barbarians they are and one of them even made fun of my accent! Can you believe that? This day and age and we still haven't gotten past the same old prejudices and stereotypes that have been holding us back for decades. And you honestly wonder why we're so hostile towards humans. So naive...